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Sparky; God Of War

Different religions have different gods. Roman God Of War is Mars. Greek God Of War is Ares. I could go on about different variations of Gods Of War for all religions but that isn't my point. I came here to tell you about Sparky. My religion's God Of War.

Unlike most Gods Of War Sparky cares about humans. He's a protector. Most gods abuse their power and treat humans as pawns. Sparky doesn't. He cares. Sparky is a good god. Sparky only goes to war / fights when its needed. He doesn't use violence as a 1st resort. Sparky uses violence only when he must. Sparky only fights when its for a right cause. Like protecting others. Or punishing bad. Sparky believes in just.

Now to tell you about Sparky's skills / powers. Sparky is trained in every weapon. He's perfected every weapon. Sparky mastered every martial art. Bruce Lee (the greatest martial artist human) was a disciple of Sparky. Bruce Lee's main teacher was Ip Man but Sparky taught Bruce too. Also Sparky taught the police and military so they can protect and serve society. Anything related to martial arts Sparky was involved in. Sparky has the skills of a olympic gold medalist. Also he has infinite power. He has the powers of every other god / goddess. Sparky is a beast.

Luckily for us Sparky is on our side. He'll be there to protect us and save us from danger. He's like Thor. A superhero god. Sparky is a hero. He is the nicest and best God Of War. He is the true God. He sets the tone for all of the others.
Person A "Who's your favorite God?"
Person B "Sparky; God Of War...obviously!"
Person A "Oh My Sparky, he's my favorite God too!"
Person C "Did I hear you two folks mention Sparky? He's just the best!"
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Sparky woody

The term used for when individual(s) have a weed roach and suck extremely hard to inhale every inch of the smoke left while saying “sparky woody”
“She boutta hit that sparky woody”
by Tuffpuppy September 17, 2021
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Sparky Grape

Sparky Grape is the result of a condomless weekend at Lake Havasu with a sorority girl from Arizona State.
Bro #1: I Spring Breaked at Lake Havasu and caught Sparky Grape from Trinity at ASU.

Bro #2: You need to get to Doctor Davis, like, yesterday!
by JSnow7J November 6, 2019
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Sparkie

Broken spark plug, can be on a leash or a peice of string so you don't lose it, used to smash car windows to loot out of it.
Yeah, let's go bippin, I already got the sparkie for the window.
by ImARaptors November 23, 2023
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The Sparky

The Sparky is a sexual maneuver. The lady is facing away (spooning position). Where she sandwiches your cock between her hand and her pussy(wet), There is zero penetration.
George, you don’t need a condom tonight. We are doing the Sparky!
by Bigdawg6969420 February 21, 2024
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Sparky Wondermuffin

An early 30s milf that seems like a girl next door type but is actually a firecracker.
"Hey, that hot mum over there, is she any good?"
'Karren? She's a total Sparky Wondermuffin! "
by Old_Balls December 1, 2019
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Sparky

Means to be cute, awsome and super adorable.
Your so sparky, I love it.
by BaQ-is-awsome December 13, 2022
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