shred-mode

The art of shredding your muscles to jacked and toned look. This method originated in Palmer, Nebraska.

The dude is in shred-mode. He must be jacked!

by jacked_&_stacked April 13, 2010

Shred Pixie

A slim girl with an ugly face.

Phil could only see the girl from behind and was suitably impressed, until she turned around and he realised that she was a total shred pixie

by matrixbadger July 19, 2009

shreditude

The act of arriving at the skate park with a serious countenance, acknowledging no one, and then preceding to stylishly and quite purposefully land every trick and nail every line.

The mood was light and breezy, that is, until that ripper arrived with all that shreditude.

by willisdabiker May 15, 2010

Grundle Shredder

A deliberate action in which the area between one's scrota and anus is beset by a ferocious manipulation, by way of hand, mouth, lead pipe, a wayward retainer or any other intrument (hereby defined as an object which is capable of damage to the aforementioned area).

When Martha found out that Gilgamesh was having sexual intercourse with her sister, she grabbed a bowling pin and gave him a grundle shredder that required twenty-three taint stitches.

by Frank Lucius Grelmo November 9, 2008

zombie shredder

An undead person who shreds on the guitar like no other. Have been known to eat your face while melting it with tasty riffs.

Mike: "Oh Shit a zombie shredder! He's Come to melt our faces then eat them!!!"
Ben: "Oh God MY FACE!!"

by b3n890 November 12, 2009

Shredderer

A nickname given to tennis superstar Roger Federer. It is a portmanteau of his last name and Shredder, the pre-eminent villain from the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtle media series. It is sometimes used in conjunction when refering to fellow tennis player and rival Rafael Nadal, as one of Ninja Turtles is also named Raphael. Can alternatively be spelled "Shrederer."

"Did you see yesterday's semifinal? Shredderer was tearing Djokovic a new asshole before Djokovic gave up like a pussy."

by Greg Cujo May 2, 2008

shredgasmic

(shred-gasmic)

the climax of playing a guitar. a feeling of just wanting to play the instrument until you fingers blees

i saw a guitar and it was shredgasmic

by austin jordan May 30, 2008