sorority slut

A girl in a sorority who gets drunk and has fucked every frat guy in your college.

Frat Guy 1: Oh dude i can't wait to with party with the Alpha Slut Omega sorority.
Frat Guy 2: Yeah man, they have all the sorority sluts.
Frat Guy 1: Hey, you want to jerk each other off before she comes over?"
Frat Guy 2: I already am brother!

by Frat Guy 3 June 29, 2006

SoFlo

A person who steals other peoples content

Guy1: is that really his video?
Guy2: naah, he's such a soflo

by mikkkkkkkö September 4, 2016

The Ole' Soroky

The multitask of taking a dump on the toilet and puking in the sink at the same time.

After coming home from the bars, we opened the bathroom door and found Jim doing The Ole' Soroky.

As I opened the bathroom door, I found shredded underwear on the floor, and Tanaka doing The Ole' Soroky.

by cheeks1128yahoo February 6, 2010

Sorority

An organization for the most useless of the useless. Makes people feel like they are part of something to give their puny life's a lift. Follows an extremely funny structure that makes the rats in the maze think they are doing something. Morals? no thanks that word sounds very dull and boring. Have no friends? Dint have such a "kool" K-12? Do you desperately seek to socialize? Want to know where the parties and events are at? Join a sorority. They will group you and a bunch of other girls that signed up and will give you a part in a Greek label. And now you are magically best friends, or shall I say sisters with people you never knew in your life but are meaningless exactly like you and I. Follow every bit of influence, satisfy every bit of pressure, follow tradition, trust everyone around you, and most of all, make sure you blend in so you too can be in with the crowd.

I didnt have any friends and nothing to do at my new school. So I joined a sorority. They helped me out. Now I am in charge of holding the beer pong for my sisters every weekend.

by knowit October 24, 2008

sororitard

Sorority girl who has the brain function of a mentally challenged person.

from Overheard in New York:
Sororitard: Everyone always thinks death by shark is horrible, but I'm telling you, it is not that bad.

by Kaspar Hauser Knows Best March 25, 2007

Sororitese

1. The language spoken by sorority girls and pledges.

1. "I have way too many guy friends to count." (Translation from Sororitese to English: "I suck way too many penises to count.")

by Mariner4590 September 17, 2010

Sorority

1. A collegiate organization for women who either subscribe to the ideals of fascism - specifically the belief that ordered communities of learning should be structured along arbitrary social lines of division which should then be distinguished from one another by the letters of an extinct alphabet and further reinforced by secret ceremonies and pledges of allegiance to their clan - or for women who just want to get drunk and screw around a lot.
2. A community of college age women who are united in their passionate thirst to shop, especially when it comes to buying themselves friends.

Although the above definitions do not apply to any sorority in particular, I believe they nonetheless characterize the spirit of most sororities currently active in United States academia.

by nethcev! August 18, 2006