socialist sex

When both partners cum an equal amount of times, and no money exchanged
Having socialist sex makes me realize how much we need Bernie for president!!
by Sarcia26 April 13, 2019
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Supreme socialist

A Supreme socialist is effectively a champagne socialist with one minor difference- They have a particularly fetishistic focus on the Supreme brand. A Supreme socialist is aware of the excesses of capitalism, and will likely criticize exceptionally wealthy individuals for purchasing expensive luxury goods rather than being open-handed with their money. Still, a Supreme socialist will insist on buying Supreme items, despite the fact that there are few (if any) worthwhile qualities inherent in such merchandise beyond the approval of others.
Andreas: Have you heard about the fucked up conditions of the sweatshops in China?

Hunter: Uh, yeah. That stuff is pretty messed up, dude. They've got suicide nets and everything.

Andreas: Yeah. Hey, I just copped a new Supreme hat. It cost me about fifty bucks.

Hunter: You're such a Supreme socialist, Andy.
by Young Ronaldo September 16, 2018
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Democratic Socialist

Dude, did you hear that Bernie is a Democratic Socialist? I never knew he hated America.
by SovietTaters September 17, 2020
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champagne socialist

Try this trick to dismiss your opponent's arguments without listening to them. Especially effective against people who can afford a better phone than you or those who sometimes indulge in luxuries. This ad hominem attack is sure to nullify even the most well thought-out argument for wealth distribution.

Say the person you're talking to is arguing for more economic equality but they haven't given all their money away? Champagne socialist.

What if they're explaining the purpose of unions but you're getting a bit bored of performing mental gymnastics? Champagne socialist.

Now if they're trying to tell you that there are reasons some people can't work that aren't laziness? Champagne socialist.

Try it today, and if they call you out on it, try calling them a closed-minded virtue signalling hypocrite. Then when they get tired of talking to you because you're beyond help, you are free to proclaim victory and can continue to feel smug about supporting the broken system you were indoctrinated to believe in.
So, you want unemployed people not to die from easily treatable health problems, but you won't even sell your house and live as a hermit in the woods to make it happen; could you even be more of a champagne socialist?
by FantasticHairline99 May 30, 2018
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Socialist Writer

A writer of sorts of which supports the Socialist cause. One who as well writes in a socialist tone and/or manner. If not in that reference, then a writer of/for socialism, using propaganda, psychological warfare to fight against capitalists.
Guy 1: Hey that's that pinko commie guy who's been writing "Democracy Kills" on lunch tables, I want to give him a piece of my mind.
Guy 2: Dude he's a writer of sorts, he doesn't always write like that...
Guy 1: He's still a pinko commie!
Guy 2: No, no, no, it may say "Socialist Writer" but it's just an alias!
by Socialist Writer November 14, 2006
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peckerwood socialist

People like George W. Bush who pretends to be a Republican but never did anything to help reduce the gap in education, income, and home ownership between Black and White Americans.

Includes any Republican that does not support President Trump.
A peckerwood socialist is a Republican like George W. Bush who refused to stand with President Trump.
by Grandpahalfdime March 12, 2019
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socialist business class

The half-assed attempt by European airlines to offer a premium airline seat by sticking a fucking piece of plastic between two economy class seats. Snobby business pricks who sit at the front of the plane still get to sip on a drink and judge the masses as they are herded to the back of the cabin, however they must be confined to the same inhuman space and rancid hot-pocket meal as everyone else.

Did you see Bill, that lucky bastard got upgraded to first class?

Yeah, but its Europe, so he will walk off the plane with hemorrhoids and mud-butt like everyone else. Socialist business class ensures everyone is treated like shit.
by El el fetches October 26, 2013
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