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brand spanking new

the quality of an item recently manufactured and/or purchased a short while ago and without showing any marks, scratches or other defects.

The terminology derives from the obsolete practice of spanking a newborn human on the back immediately after birth to stimulate breathing.
Yep. Just drove it off the lot and it is brand spanking new.
by ekks September 24, 2010
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Guido skanking

A Guido boy who dances like someone would at a SKA fest only he has more gel in his hair. It is usually a mix of arm pumping in the air and the usual dance off moves. You can see this at an Long Island club when they begin to play Cascada.
OMG GET READY! they just put on house music so the guido skanking will begin soon!
by Lizardo January 18, 2006
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Spanking the Jellyfish

Holy shit dude, my mom almost walked in on me spanking the jellyfish!

Turn the fucking fan on! I can hear you spanking the jellyfish!
by CR24 September 1, 2009
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spanking the monkey

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Don't disturb him he's in his bedroom spanking the monkey.
by Not Bob at all March 10, 2018
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skanking

1/Stealing, theiving something, or getting something off someone for free
2/ (real definition :) ) Type of dance... Dancing to ska music!! no other definition is good enough. as we do it, its crazy madness of swinging your whole body to the music, kicking your legs like and irish jig. we call it the "rock city Ska". Man, Ska rocks :D
"Play some Ska, Dick!!"
*plays*

*Skanking commences*

"woo!!!"
by PantsTheif April 17, 2004
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Spanking the Camel

The act of slapping a pack of cigarettes against your palm to tamp the tobacco down into the cigarettes. By tamping the tobacco down in this way the tobacco is packed more tightly for a longer and smoother smoke.
Jack had just bought a pack and was spanking the camel, when Jill came up and bummed a smoke off him.
by bobthecopywriter February 5, 2010
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spanking it

1. see masterbation
2. (saying)When a man attempts to excite his penis via vigorously rubbing against something rubbing his penis physically or rubbing/hitting the genitals in an attempt at arrousal or for the purpose of masterbation
3. Often an act done during sex in which the man slaps the ass of his partner often for those hardcore sexos or those who have a fetish(fantasy/turn on) for pain 'n pleasure
Oh ya johnnies sure spanking it now (often done when a man's arrousal is exicited to such a level he can no longer contain the desire to not
by MK March 20, 2005
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