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toaster shakins

The remaining crumbs of bread, english muffins, and bagels, that lie in the bottom of the toaster, found by pulling out the little tray or turning the toaster upside down to shake out the crumbs. A white trash topping for soups or salads made popular on the television series Married With Children.
Peg Bundy: "Al, how come you never make me breakfast?"
Al Bundy: "I would, Peg, but all we have is milk and toaster shakins."
by Ryan Miziker March 1, 2007
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soaring eagle

soar ing ea gle
sawr-ing, sohr- ee-guhl

-noun

: a sexual act that is preformed between a man and a woman; requiring (but not limited to) a jet powered wingsuit, plane, and stunt air bag.

Description:
The man is to jump from a plane, wearing a jet powered wingsuit, at approximately 2,000 feet above the ground achieving a decent angle of 25 degrees parallel the horizon. The man will hold this angle until he has reached the woman. The woman will lie in wait, in the missionary position. As the man is mere inches from the ground, and the woman, he will engage the jets to achieve horizontal flight. As he reaches the woman he will insert his penis into her vagina. The woman will then wrap her legs tightly around the man’s hips. This will insure that the woman does not fall before the appropriate moment. The man will then increase the jets to full power in order to achieve an ascent angle of 35 degrees. The man and woman will then travel a distance of 100 feet where they will reach the drop zone. Once this point has been reached, the man will then go into a 15 degree decent angle. At this time, the woman will let go of the man’s hips and slid of his penis, falling onto the stunt air bag. The man will then again ascend until he has reached a safe altitude to release his parachute. (Note: The altitude to deploy one’s parachute will depend on the altitude at which this act is being preformed)
Steve- "Did you hear what happened to Tom?"
Fred- "No."
Steve- "His girlfriend want to try the soaring eagle, and he broke his dick off."
Fred- "You can do that?"
by sdrawkcabssa December 6, 2010
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shaking the table

When someone says or does something that is usually unacceptable and makes people uncomfortable in order to make people talk about something
1.) Sarah: Are we still not gonna talk about uncle Charlie’s obsession with sitting at the kids table.

Aunt Gene: omg she’s shaking the table

2.) Publishing an article about racism in a town that has racial issues that no one generally talks about.
by SaidLilBitch October 9, 2017
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butt soaking

Resting the wiener inside the butt without thrusting as to remain an anal virgin
Molly was a whore but wanted to save something until marriage, so she would only do butt soaking
by Jwaching July 21, 2016
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shaking the can

Trevor asked his friends to leave the room while shaking the can to a gay porno.
by Kyle Johnny Punani January 1, 2009
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Verb

1. To whack off your big black cock

2. To whack off your very hard cock
He's shakin' hands with President Johnson!
Shakin' Hands with President Johnson.
Valid valedictorian 26 milky ways..
President Johnson
Shakin' hands with president Johnson right here.
I don't know if I can ever fill dads shoes I don't know if I can ever be..
Shakin' Hands with President Johnson
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Sokaina

Sokaina is a star, she is an astonishing physics teacher,friend,carl sagan fan but above all an extraordinary idol.she pulls you toward her with her magical smile just like a blackhole ;)
We love sokaina, be like sokaina
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See you in the cosmos sokaina!♥️
by (-:Mer:-) January 21, 2021
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