Socket

1. (n) A hole that you plug something in to, like a lightbulb.
2a. (n) A derogatory term for a woman or girl whose only purpose in life is as a receptical for penile penetration.
2b. (n) An affectionate term for a sex partner who is about to become a receptical for penile penetration.
3. (n) The vagina, anus, or mouth of said woman or girl.

See also Cock-socket.

1. "I can't get this lightbulb in the socket!"
2a. "That chick's a socket if I ever saw one. She's had more dick in her than Mrs. Nixon."
2b. "Come here, my little socket. I've got something for you."
3. "Shut your socket, bitch, before I plug it with my dick."

by Pleasure Boy 1, Erotic fiction author March 7, 2007

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lemony snicket

A slang term for a woman's genitalia with a slightly lemony aroma.

1. "I stuck a flute up my lemony snicket."
2. Rabbi Yossi Greenfield asked Janie to stand up and present her lemony snicket to the class.

by Reverend November 15, 2004

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eye socket

the hole in a face that eyes are typically found in. At times, there can be novelty products such as collector's items or pocket lint in replacement of this so called "eye." But, I digress.

the holes placed evenly on either side of a face (if you're lucky) and separated by a nose.

"Omg, Timmy, what's that thing your eye socket?" -pokes with sharp twig.-

"That WAS my eye, you bastard!" -profusely bleeding out of eye socket.-

"Hey, I don't have a place to put my Gundam Model...oh, wait.. -puts in eye socket.- GENIUS!!"

by themagicalrandom May 7, 2010

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Socket Fuck

Having someone take out a prostetic eye and proceding to fuck the open socket with your dick

"Amanda had a glass eye and took it out and showed me how to socket fuck her"

by Jay-in August 3, 2008

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socket rientist

a person who is normally airheaded/ditzy/dense, but occasionally comes up with things only a rocket scientist could dream of, ie) an idiot savant.

Even though Nicole never remembers to tie her shoes, her theory on the symbiosis of the evolution of jazz and the repeal of Prohibition really proves she's socket rientist.

by Red Shoes December 14, 2008

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