Wal Mart Shuffle

The art of looking busy while avoiding any real work or contact with management. Employees practicing the shuffle are often seen straightening merchandise, walking displaced items back to their respective department, hiding in plain sight by roaming the store, or taking frequent bathroom breaks.

Man, I got the flu but this bitch manager won't let me go home. Guess I'll do the Wal Mart Shuffle for the rest of the shift.

by AgentX23 March 2, 2009

Shuffles Gonzalez

The process of walking and squeezing your ass cheeks firmly together resulting in the shuffling of your feet. This process is orchestrated to prevent the escape of a giant turd or expolsive diairrea.

I totally did the Shuffles Gonzalez all
the way the bathroom! Many Thanks Taco Bell.

by street whizard April 8, 2009

donk shuffle

A trick in skateboarding. A lip trick in which one switches their feet on the coping. Can be linked with other tricks.

How does that kid keep from hanging up on the coping when he does that donk shuffle?

by Skate Zombie January 16, 2007

Futsal Shuffle

A new dance invented by rapper Lil Uzi Vert that was done for the first time in a instagram clip.

“Man did you see Uzi? He got me hooked with that new Futsal Shuffle!!”

by Luke Dolan December 1, 2019

scuff

adj.
messed up; not a good thing like "ohhewauwhobh" -- scuff.

"youre so scuff bro, ugh"

by milkmike May 24, 2017

smuffocate

When some bitch wraps her legs around your head and totaly fuckin suffocates you (skinky muff adds to pain and disscomfort)

Woman 1: hi babe i have somthing for you

Man 1: yeahhh!!!!

woman 1: lay down baby

Man 1: YYEAAAAAHHHHHHH!!!!

Man1:WOT THE....uG..oh...Ug....STOP SMUFFOCATEING ME BITC....Ug.. OHHHHHHH....................

*man cums*

*end*

by TJeva October 5, 2005

Smuffed

What happens to the torch of a player who quits the TV show Survivor.

Jeff Probst: What do you think we should do with your torch?

NaOnka: What happened to theirs: it should be smuffed."

by AAHGRRRRTM December 15, 2010