smoosh

when a man inserts his flaccid penis into a women's vagina.

bro, i smooshed with Sam last night after i creeped at the club.

by LarryLovesLadies September 9, 2010

slogs

when someone passes wind anyone in hearing distance of the fart, can say SLOGS, which gives him or her the right to punch the person farting. To negate SLOGS the farter has to say NO SLOGS.

FART >>>>>>>> SLOGS>>>>>>>>PUNCH>>>>NO SLOGS

by ldd39640 February 8, 2010

Smogon

Random eliteist d-bags who try and rule pokemon by making many good strategies and pokemon "illgeal" (meaning punishable by mass flaming). They are actually in fact ruining it.

I choose you, Salamance.

Enemy: Quits.

My email: filled with random flames

Smogon strikes again

by a someewhat smart guy July 28, 2010

smoos news

When something is pleasing to the ear and it is good news.

Antonym: Bad News

Person 1: "Dude, I won the lottery today!"

Person 2: "Smoos News!"

by John Sim August 4, 2004

Smooshy

Feeling all possible emotions at the exact same time

I felt smooshy as the plane took off

by Datboypenguin May 29, 2018

smog job

Farting while receiving fellatio.

She went down on me and used too much teeth, so I gave her a smog job.

by Aaron Robert Raymond Jr. August 11, 2009

smegsy megsy

A young girl, roughly 5"0 in height, sometimes taller, sometimes shorter, with long brown hair, and has a beautiful body, and amazing personality. Any guy who refuses to believe that he is in love with her is a moron, but usually, somewhere, there is a guy called Riley who will stop at nothing to get his hand in her hand, and sit under a sunset with her, before retiring to his or her house, to cuddle and watch movies.

Person 1: "Damn look at that smegsy girl!?"
Person 2: "That's Smegsy Megsy, aka Meggiebear!"
Person 3: *Walks past Persons 1 & 2 and calls to Smegsy Megsy* HEY MEG! I LOVE YOU! COME WATCH THE SUNSET WITH ME!

by SonOfHecate June 3, 2016