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sleeget

The word that people accidentally use when they text someone but they really mean to say sleep.
Plenty time to sleeget
by Gutter53 June 8, 2017
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text slaughter

1. To look over a person's shoulder to read their text messages

2. To repeatedly and rapidly text someone to piss them off
Randy is all up behind you trying to text slaughter you man
by stangz1 February 8, 2009
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Santa Sleighs

An exaggerated colloquialism to correctly asses the abilities of being good with women.

When a man is extremely adept at picking up and sleeping with (fornicating) others especially women.

When a man attracts many ladies and their approval, lusts, and fascinations.

A man who uses gifts as a means to sleep with many women.

A man who is a Sexual Dynamo.
Dude, You see Jimmy with all those girls tonight? He was Santa Sleighing!

The professor knows just what grades to get those girl's shirts off. He Santa Sleighs.

I Santa sleighed it last night in bed. She was begging for more.
by @BananaHamBone January 24, 2011
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Tangerine Sledge Hammer

The act of placing a fruit of some sort (typically a tangerine due to its small size) into the anus of another person, completely blocking the flow of fecal matter. Once the item is removed, the subject should rush to the toilet, as the resulting removal of this item will make the built up feces slam out of the asshole, like a powerful smash from a sledge hammer.
Alexis was in a drunken coma on Brian's couch when Gary gave her a Tangerine Sledge Hammer, 12 hrs later when she awoke ( not due to ruffies) she immediately let her bowels loose into the clothes hamper.
by juciepinktacos August 22, 2011
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Russian Sleigh Ride

A Sexual act to which the woman sits "reverse cow girl" and lays forward to grab the mans feet while the man holds her pony tails like reigns and yells mush.
Hey babe let's take the Russian Sleigh Ride to Moscow
by Nexum crash November 1, 2018
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Web sleuth

People on the internet that think they're Sherlock Holmes but are actually pure fucking cancer.
Web sleuths thought Brian Loundrie was hiding out in his house and his parents were helping him when the dude was dead the whole fucking time.
by K-Dogg1 November 13, 2021
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