Sweezer

Your best friend or your person.

Me and my sweezer just got matching tattoos!

by Elvisa Hanson August 26, 2009

skeezer blah blah

A whore that is so slutty and used up, she has past the term skeezer long ago. This woman gets pumped by practically every guy she comes in contact with. She really enjoys getting hit with a shot skeet in her face, then the guy will yell "SKEET SKEET MUTHAFUCKA." Often times, she is infected with so many STD's they can jump from her onto innocent bystanders without any sexual contact. The more "blahs" you put on the end of skeezer, the sluttier the girl actually is. For example, "skeezer blah blah"=slut, "skeezer blah blah blah blah blah"=stripper status slut. Skeezer blah blah's make up about 19% of all high school females.

Man that skeezer blah blah can't get enough dick. Look! Now she's hittin' on Father Muerfeld...and Sister Helena! What a skeezer blah blah blah blah!

by Platinum Pimp January 20, 2006

Sleeper dick

A penis that appears small but grows large when erect. The term sleeper is in reference to a car that appears to be stock and slow looking, but has a powerful engine under the hood

You should totally hook up with him, I heard hes packing.

My friend is in water polo with him and he sees him in the locker room all the time, he said its tiny.

Hes never seen him hard, hes got a sleeper dick.

by PopeyeTheSailorPop21 November 5, 2018

skeezers

Skeezers is some nasty ass hoes who think they really great when they overweight outta shape and really hate they think everyone wants them when they dont unless you drunk or gone off some of that liq or l.i.q and u fuccs with one of them you will wake up and say DAYUM WHY THE FUCK DID I DO THAT NASTY HOE!!!

Yo dogg you gonna hit up that party.
ya.
Well my nigga watch out for them sick ass skeezers holla at a playa

by hewey May 31, 2004

INFECTED SLEEPER CREEPER

When your spouse or significant other is in bed with the flu, you sneak into bed and start pounding her from behind. Then offer her a tablespoon of semen instead of nyquil.

My wife stayed home sick today, I think at lunch Ill go home and give her the infected sleeper creeper.

by packattack September 29, 2009

Lil Steezers

A steezy way of refering to Lil Ceasers, the favorite pizza joint of stoners and bums alike.

Bro 1: Hey bro you wanna hit up Lil Steezers?

Bro 2: Fuck yeah bro, 5 dollar Large pizzas are the shit dawg.

Bro 1: Nah fool, its all about that crazy bread homie.

Bro 2: Faggot

by Young Andro July 14, 2011

Skeezer

A promiscuous unkept woman of uncouth principal.

did you hear bout eva? shes a straight skeezer now.

by Turner and Crystal June 23, 2008