Skippy Johnson

The act of inserting a cow's heart into a person's anal canal, after which point the recipient must achieve orgasm within 10 seconds, otherwise the inserter must rip the recipient's molars out with pliers.

Thinking ahead, Stephen grabbed the needle-nosed pliers from his father's tool shed on the way to the pasture, where he gave his girlfriend ellen a rather memorable Skippy Johnson.

A cow's heart in one hand, needle-nosed pliers in the other, Derek questioned whether tonight was the right night to give Shari her first Skippy Johnson, and whether she would make the 10-second cut.

Skippy Johnson by S.J. August 31, 2008

skippy lynn

Someone who wears crocks in the summer regardless of what anyone else thinks. In the fall, you will see him in overalls and argyle socks. He calls people gars and nigpops. He is half Jew. He doesn't like to spend his money. He loves cold beer and is a kick ass dad.

Look at that bad ass. He must be skippy Lynn.

skippy lynn by TheRealMorg July 24, 2017

Skippy McSkipperson

someone who continually skips class

Skippy McSkipperson, where were you today?

Skippy McSkipperson by LaaLaa October 4, 2007

skippy peanut butter

Skippy peanut butter is a faster way to orgasm on a girls cunt. You spread it and glob it in your mouth and teeth. You then hawk a spit of skippy into the opening of a loose cunt while cumming in her. You then proceed to make a smoothie and cock slap her eyes until she drinks every ounce. The left over of the peanut butter jar is used to shove it at a 45 degree angle up her ass.

"Man, I just Skippy Peanut butter the grocery lady last night. I told her all we need is a jar of peanut butter, no condom."

skippy peanut butter by lonely boy1 October 23, 2011

Skippy Dinglechalk 

Kid riding a scooter

Skippy dinglechalk

Skippy Dinglechalk by Dinglechalk August 1, 2019

Skippy Skids 

Streaks of feces left in a pair of underwear.

He had Skippy Skids because he didn't wipe his ass.

Skippy Skids by KevinR September 14, 2008

Skippy Johnson

When you rip out a girl's molars with a pair of pliers, then give her an orgasm by sticking a cow's heart up her ass.

Even though she was only on her 3rd date with Derek, Kelly knew by the needle nose pliers and miscellaneous cow parts strewn across his apartment that she was in for a Skippy Johnson as soon as she finished her Long Island Iced Tea.

Skippy Johnson by Rubba Slim December 14, 2008