Show opening skipper

Someone who only appreciates the show and not the opening

Person 1: hey did you here John skipped season twos opening

Person 2:that’s a show opening skipper for ya

by hahahahahahahhah your mommm May 16, 2022

dong skipper

any female that moves freely from one dong to another sampling a numerous variety along the way .

since the divorce Diane has become quite the dong skipper.

by Jack Fancy December 25, 2009

Porcelain Skipper

The act of Porcelain Skipper is completed when one person is on their hands and knees, head hanging over a toilet while vomiting. The second person then enters the first person from behind while the first person remains in the kneeling position. The Porcelain Skipper is commonly performed after consumption of alcohol.

The old lady got wasted last night and puked in the toilet, so I gave her the Porcelain Skipper.

by Muskieman9 December 29, 2019

Dr. Skipper

A Safeway bootleg bargain-basement knock-off generic drink that appears to be a xeroxed watered-down Dr. Pepper... but it really actually tastes more like a slightly watery Mr. Pibb---which also tastes like a Dr. Pepper rip-off.

Eh... it has it's charm.

I can't afford a can of Dr. Pepper. How about a two-liter jug of Dr. Skipper?
Dr. Skipper?!? He's a quack!!!

by ALL THAT DAMN DUDE TALK October 25, 2018

Skipper Ends Racism

The best movie you've ever seen

Watch it or you're going to die.

Guy: Who's going to end racism?

Guy 2: I don't know

Guy 3: Racism won't die, but you should watch Skipper Ends Racism. It's the best movie I've ever seen

by pejafme November 04, 2020

Mud Skipper

A mud skipper is a male who likes no cream in his coffee and prefers male company.

Steve definitely has a type when it comes to his partners, you might even call him a mud skipper.

by JB HATES DYYYOCKKK July 28, 2024

Skipper

The slave master that drove the boat who skipped his ras back out of the West Indies with all his likkle buddy dem.

The Royal family are a bunch of skippers who skipped there ras out of royalty because of there fuckery.

by FOTB May 30, 2021