Skillet

A word for an extremely close fade.

My nigga Dante got the skillet!

by DJWoozie April 12, 2011

Skillin

1) When someone is spazzing out.

OR

2) To be aroused.

1) That dude just pushed over that old man. He's skillin!

OR

2) Dayum, that dude is fine. I'm skillin.

by Sashlay June 10, 2011

the skillet surprise

When a girl is administering a blowjob, have an airhorn in one hand and an iron skillet in the other. Carefully hold the skillet above her head, and just as you are about to release your white goblins, blow the airhorn. The girl will be so startled, she'll jerk her head up immediately into the skillet, dazing her. Then you blow your load right up her nose, while saying "surprise!".

Cindy, you won't believe what happened to me last night. I was at jeff's house and he straight up knocked me with a skillet. And then guess what he did. Wait for it, wait for it. Yeah, thats right. He blew up my nose and it ran down my throat like a warm, but satisfying white chocolate mocha. He then ran off screaming 'you just got hit by the skillet surprise, but next time I'll be sure to spray in your eyes!!'

by 211 4 Lif September 16, 2008

home skillet

Home Skillet is a proper noun used to describe a caucasian male from rural areas who thinks he posses the same street cred as an afro-american from the "hood". This individual may be seen wearing a wave cap and a flat billed hat. The subject may also be witnessed wearing Urban apparel, gold chains, and talking in Eubonics. This term is said to have been originated in Southwestern Kansas by Mr. J. L. Wiser whilst making fun of said individual "homeskillet". AKA: Wigger

What's up G?

Not much Homey, jus chillin'.

Ah-ite then, keep it on the realz.

Peace home skillet. ....F-ing turd.

by Back Door Moe September 1, 2006

Skillet

The name of a man whose face has been smashed by a fucking train.

Has many anger problems, like a shat on dog

He likes to fuck napkins and give ramrods to a buffalo

He hails from the state of smiling boulders, and love to give mustache rides to over weight cattle

That angry midget was such a skillet yesterday.

by big dick texas dan May 2, 2011

Skillich

Pengiun Shit

You smell like Skillich

by Swifty April 20, 2004

Homie-G-Dog-Fried-Pot-Pan-Skillet

HOMIE-Meaning a good (straight-tha-fuck-up) friend, homeboy/girl etc...-GDOG- The name of a dog/friend mostly a guy friend(sometimes girlfriend etc...- FRIED- Permafried, something fried etc...-POT- Stainless steel bowl, Marijuana, green, etc...-PAN- Stainless steel plate, etc... -SKILLET- Something you cook on...

WHATS UP HOMIE-G-DOG-FRIED-POT-PAN-SKILLET!

by KaReBeAr49 August 18, 2018