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The parking situation

Referring to the pursuit of finding attractive women or woman in your general location

Or
To point out an attractive woman in proximity. As used in the art of rubber necking
I'll be right back, I have to check out the parking situation.

Passenger} Hey man, swing around and checkout the parking situation.
by K-nudt September 1, 2016
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Slash Situation

When one person announces to another that they are in dire need of a wee
by Lobstergirl1988 July 31, 2009
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Sun situation

When a person is in an aggressive and angered state of mind for a prolonged period of time.
“yo that mothafucka at the party last night was having a fucking sun situation“

“I mean he did catch his girl sucking a dude off.“
by $HArā April 26, 2021
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situation fabrication

Or S.F.
A situation that is fabricated/scripted/manipulated by a person to get a desired response from a unsuspecting person
My gf asked

"has that slut texted you?"
No...(text message alert goes off)
Well shit, Situation fabrication just fucked me.
by XxxSFxxX September 14, 2016
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situation vixen

When dealing with the situation there are two options. You can either do the situation walk or you can turn to the situation vixen and she will take care of the situation for you.
"I'm so glad I don't have to do the situation walk because the situation vixen is nearby!"
by Challbaby82 June 3, 2016
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Situational Tourette's

The sudden out burst of profanities that is released when something unfortunate happens. Most commonly seen when a person stubs their toe.
Shawn had a bad case of Situational Tourette's the other night when he banged his bad knees on the coffee table.

You can't bust into situational tourette's every time you miss the eight ball, man.
by BeerSlinger August 31, 2010
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situational hotness

when a male/female is only seen as attractive because there is insufficient amount of other male/females around to judge from.
"dude i would love to hook up with Susan"
"i feel as if Susan only has situational hotness within our Calculus class."
by Jimmy St. George street October 5, 2009
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