Simi Valley

referring to the location in Southern California of the residence of privelaged white male supremists and teenagers that have nothing better to do than make druggie friends and take it up to pass tthe time away

lets go to the regal, nevermind, that would be so Simi Valley

by melikeshiny June 17, 2005

SIMI VALLEY

Lowest crime rate in the U.S. and teens and people in 20's think their hard shit. Never been out of Simi Valley and think that its ghetto. Wankstas. They leave Simi Valley and get shot cause they dont know how to act. All teenagers in the town will drive to a certain place just to see a fight cause they are pussies and the cops will try to bust teenager fights cause their job has no excitement.

That beaner actin like a G left Simi the other day. He got shot for actin hard in the valley.

by Mo Beezy May 7, 2005

sime

Acronym for "soap in my eyes." …or director of operations for the legendary soapinmyeyes Unreal Tournament game server.

Sime ...now YOU have soap in your eyes!

by D.B. Smith January 17, 2008

Simeoneid

One who has sex with someone that is unconscious from drinking too much while covered in there own vomit.

Girl: What happened last night, and why am I covered in vomit?

Guy: You just got simeoneid beotch!

by Shmeeglesnarf January 15, 2013

simerly

Usually a guy with a big heart. He’s shy at first but as soon as you get to know him he’s great. He’s probably very sensitive but is afraid to show it. A simerly can get confused with their feelings and won’t know who they like until the spend lot of time with them. Simerlys are great.

Wow I need a simerly in my life

by AndresQuin1999 May 18, 2018

simel

Simel is a very smart and hot girl. She is also sporty. She gets A in almost every subject and she is also very cute. If you meet a Simel in your life, you are very lucky, she's honest and never tell your secrets to anyone. You Can trust her. Simel has not so much self-confidence, but she's working on it. Keep such a friend as Simel, you wouldn't want to lose her.

I met a Simel yesterday.

by Ashley Written December 11, 2016

Simiithis

pronunciation
<see·me·I·tuhs>
noun
a curable condition, causing uncontrollable need to see someone every day of the week.

My girlfriend suffers from simiithis, she wants to see me everyday of the week and we are not even engaged.

My boss has issues about me working from home, since he suffers from a mild case of simiithis.

by Xman78 December 12, 2019