Simmone

Look in the mirror, what do you see? I’ll tell you: you’re looking at someone who is almost certainly inferior in every way to one of - if not THE - baddest bitch in the Milky Way galaxy. They say that beauty is in the eye of the beholder, but once you see a Simmone, you’ll BEHOLDIN your jaw cause it just hit the ground at terminal velocity.

Bitches: wow, I look okay toda-
Everyone: Quit, you look like a boiled egg; where is Simmone at

by notchrisdontlookatme January 29, 2020

Simeon

Simeon is a person always down to smoke a fat blunt and have a great time with his friends.
He is always chill never a snitch and he is super funny.

person 1 DAMN that dude in math class is such a simeon!! we just hit blunts and chilled all night bro!
person 2 damn bro that sounds so lit i'll come next time!

by !|!CHANCE!|! November 27, 2018

Simmo

An all round amazing being who can be known to target friends mothers for sexual pleasure.

I can't believe simmo slept wiv both our mums.... twice

by Jonny2008 October 30, 2007

Richard Simmonsaurus

A gay dinosaur (or person)

If Matt says anything about Richard Simmonsaurus, I will stab him.

by Mike & Co. September 27, 2003

Simo

1. Gods finest gift to earth.
2. The man of every girls dreams.
3. One hot peice of ass.

I want you Simo.

by Schwooper January 31, 2004

Sime

A perfect man from Croatia who is so easy to love, and promises the world. I selfless man who cooks, sings, and makes you laugh. A true prince charming. Very strong and protective. Completely understanding and incredible. The love of my life.

"Wow look at that Sime!"

by Baby Princess86 February 10, 2010

Simeon

Pretty cool dude, btec Michael from Love island 🌴

Not a grey ting!

Overall nice guy 💙

Who’s Michael? I’ve only heard of Simeon 🤣

by SuckYourMum69 June 29, 2019