by knucklesandwich August 05, 2015
by sativa dewitt August 23, 2014
by JdithJ October 26, 2018
SILKY SLIM...AKA...MARK ROSS...A 6'5 TALL WHITE GUY FROM KINGS MOUNTAIN, NORTH CAROLINA...KNOWN AS ONE SMOOTH, COOL AS DUDE...BUT BE CAREFUL BECAUSE HE CAN BE A SILENT ASSASSIN...A REAL PLAYA FROM THE HIMALAYAS...MR TAKE YO CHICK
PERSON #1...HEY GIRL,I AM LOOKING FOR SOME GUY NAMED SILKY SLIM...WOULD YOU BY ANY CHANCE KNOW WHO I AM TALKING ABOUT...
PERSON #2... YEAH I KNOW WHO YOU ARE TALKING ABOUT...HIS NAME IS MARK ROSS AND YOU BETTER BE CAREFUL...
PERSON#1... WHY SHOULD I BE CAREFUL
PERSON#2... BECAUSE EITHER WAY IT GOES... HE WILL FUCK YOU ONE WAY OR ANOTHER
PERSON #2... YEAH I KNOW WHO YOU ARE TALKING ABOUT...HIS NAME IS MARK ROSS AND YOU BETTER BE CAREFUL...
PERSON#1... WHY SHOULD I BE CAREFUL
PERSON#2... BECAUSE EITHER WAY IT GOES... HE WILL FUCK YOU ONE WAY OR ANOTHER
by SILKY SLIM December 01, 2022
You ready for your date tonight?
You know it. I got that money and she gonna love that silky goose I got for her!
Should I go out with a little downy fluff, or go full silky goose on a first date?
Patient- “Is there anything I need to do in preparation for my vasectomy?”
Doctor- “Don’t eat or drink anything after midnight. Don’t take any NSAIDs or blood thinners and if you could come in with a silky goose, that would save some time on the table.”
You know it. I got that money and she gonna love that silky goose I got for her!
Should I go out with a little downy fluff, or go full silky goose on a first date?
Patient- “Is there anything I need to do in preparation for my vasectomy?”
Doctor- “Don’t eat or drink anything after midnight. Don’t take any NSAIDs or blood thinners and if you could come in with a silky goose, that would save some time on the table.”
by Rocksmeltit May 06, 2024
Used when describing a females luxuries skin. Only those with the greatest skin care routines can obtain the honor of having Silky Smooth Skin. Antynom to the word musty.
Tom: How was Jessica's last night
Thomas: It was crazy. I couln't stop staring at her Silky Smooth skin from all the Moisturize shes been using.
Tom: Whats so bad about that.
Thomas: Nothing, but when I was staring at her shiny milkers for too long she punched my throat.
Tom: Nice
Thomas: It was crazy. I couln't stop staring at her Silky Smooth skin from all the Moisturize shes been using.
Tom: Whats so bad about that.
Thomas: Nothing, but when I was staring at her shiny milkers for too long she punched my throat.
Tom: Nice
by John Cena's Right Tit November 28, 2020
by AMDolt November 16, 2023