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ball shrinking cold

The exact opposite of "ball searing hot" and "hot as balls."
So cold a man's testicles shrivel up.
Dallas in the dead of winter can actually get ball shrinking cold- especially when it snows.
by Genna May 4, 2004
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Shrinky

Derived from the combination of "Shrink + Winky"

A penis that has shriveled up so much from being cold that it retreats inside the body, taking the balls with it. This makes it look like a vagina with a huge clit.
A shrinky is the ultimate state of shrivelidge.

I may have lost a few fingers from the frostbite, but at least a shrinky saved my junk!

One of the harder challenges in a man's life is trying to pee with a shrinky.

Women are never impressed with the men on "Nudes On Ice." You can't tell the difference from the shrinkies and the real women!

That girl was such a cold hearted bitch that I got a fucking shrinky.

"How cold was it last night?!"
"Pretty damn cold, I woke up with a shrinky!"

You know you are cold when you have a perry winkle shrinky.

Never have a snowball fight with a girl you plan on screwing for the first time! Her first impression of you naked is going to be with a shrinky.
by DMonkage June 2, 2014
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lil shrink

A self proclaimed anonymous psychiatrist from Sacramento who pops xanax and adderall. He makes music and does fucked up shit.

After the 2017 controversy of his statement toward the public hospital, school and justice system he made local fame through his anonymity.

Most to all of his music had been pulled, but now remains as a public figure.
Lil shrink fucked my mom, then smashed my #Xbox
by MEGAxxxORANGE May 6, 2018
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Shrinky dick

A penis that is a fairly good size when erect, but embarrassingly small when not.
I dont like to wear speedos because I have a shrinky dick.
by Jake1210 November 10, 2007
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shrink wrapping

When one installs a condom in the flacid condition then grows into it.
it's not hard... don't worry I'm shrink wrapping it..
by the noodle'er December 17, 2008
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shfunk

The smell of a man's crotch, especially when sweaty or unwashed. Used in both humor and fetish play.
That girl totally gets turned on by the shfunk of hairy Italian dudes.

funk
by slikbillie August 11, 2009
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shrunese

A way of life, guided by her majesty Sujaya, involving tons of silliness, psychic senses, and elite vocabulary.
I have decided to adopt shrunese - I got an apartment at hilleyass
by Patty E November 8, 2020
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