the act of stepping into a hot shower with an ice cold six pack of beer and only exiting after all the beer has been consumed, usually after a prolonged period of being shower-free.
after spending 2 weeks in the wilderness with nothing but water to drink and baby wipes to clean with, that six pack shower really hit the spot.
by 080080 April 4, 2011
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1) invests an excessive portion of disposable income on clothes, shoes, hair products, cosmetics, shake-weights, plastic surgery, and other means to fit the arbitrary standards of beauty ascribed by his or her culture/ society,
2) walks around in public places filling the self-assigned role of fashion police
3) views those who do not ascribe to his/her standards of beauty as inferior beings to self
4) values such standards (otherwise defined as "hotness") in potential significant others, over personality and intelligence
5) is willing to dump said significant others who downgrade in terms of such standards
6) suffers an existential crisis when suffering such a downgrade
1) invests an excessive portion of disposable income on clothes, shoes, hair products, cosmetics, shake-weights, plastic surgery, and other means to fit the arbitrary standards of beauty ascribed by his or her culture/ society,
2) walks around in public places filling the self-assigned role of fashion police
3) views those who do not ascribe to his/her standards of beauty as inferior beings to self
4) values such standards (otherwise defined as "hotness") in potential significant others, over personality and intelligence
5) is willing to dump said significant others who downgrade in terms of such standards
6) suffers an existential crisis when suffering such a downgrade
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by seditious jason April 20, 2009
Get the ABC shower mug.When you haven't showered (and don't have time to), but you don't want to go out smelling bad, so you spray yourself with Febreze instead.
by Chef B October 28, 2008
Get the Febreze shower mug.A practical joke or method of revenge wherein one unscrews the subject's shower head, places beef bouillon cubes inside, and re-screws the shower head so that when the hot water comes on, beef soup comes out, leaving the subject beefy and confused.
by supernaturale April 27, 2009
Get the beef shower mug.(Verb) The act of taking a shit, then immediately showering as an alternative to wiping ones ass. Usually practiced my young males.
by Lusty McLester November 14, 2005
Get the shit and shower mug.the consequence of a shower tissue. it's a booger or a nasal slime that was just expelled from the nostrils, and hasn't been washed down the drain yet. So it slides along the shower wall, leaving a gross trail.
I ran out of napkins and tissues, so when I hopped into the shower I blew out all the snot. There were shower slugs sliding around everywhere after that.
by the storm drains February 21, 2009
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