A utensil gifted to males to aid in their constant search for muff. A muff shovel, scientifically referred to as an erect penis, allows males to excavate the depths of their mate's uterine cavity. An erect penis becomes a muff shovel when the male wielding it decides to refer to it as such. The male must declare his utensil to be a muff shovel and declare the female muff the ultimate goal to be conquered.
My boyfriend totally dug my stuff out with his muff shovel last week. It was exhilarating. He even donned a head lamp.
by Tidrow March 21, 2011
Get the muff shovelmug. by Stephanie--------- October 28, 2008
Get the Shovelmug. The act of taking your erect penis and slamming into someone where there is no opening and they are fully clothed.
by Jesus' Goochole November 17, 2006
Get the shovel slammug. by TheMacDaddy March 19, 2016
Get the Truffle shovelmug. A nasty bitch who got hit in the face with a shovel when she was younger. Most likely will sleep with anything,including her boyfriends friends, and may cause projectile vomitting. Most likely gets picked on and beat up due to her facial deformity. Excretes and excessive amount of gak.
"Shovel face tried to get with him and he puked all over her!"
"I really like her guys but that nose man that nose!"
"I really like her guys but that nose man that nose!"
by tumme April 14, 2008
Get the Shovel Face mug. by babababa12345 July 13, 2009
Get the Le Shovelmug. When you’re with your girl and it’s the middle of winter in the UP and you gotta shovel the snow before you can have sex on the ice of lake superior
“Bro I had to pull a northern shoveler last year and I got my dick stuck on the ice. Luckily Sandy had to pee so we got it off pretty easy”
by Oenari October 1, 2021
Get the Northern Shovelermug.