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Eat short people month

As well as Throw Short People Month, many people worldwide celebrate 'Eat short people month'. During the time, it is customary for those with shorter statures, to be nibbled by, and consumed by those of a taller standing. The month is October, so fear us you shorties.
YAY! Its eat short people month, time to eat the short people in our friend group, not that they count as people or friends.

Wait, it's eat short people month, the month in which we commune together to consume the short, October!
by Thornebon October 12, 2022
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Eat short people month

During October, it is widely known that the custom of consuming the short is highly encouraged. Those of a shorter stature are encouraged to be nibbled and devoured by those of us who worked so hard to be taller. It is widely considered taboo to not participate. In certain parts of India and the UK, it is also known for short people to give gifts to each other, and the tall, as well as to consume dirt and ants, so as to participate in the festivity themselves.
Yay, eat short people month, I love October because we can consume those we deem less valuable to society!
by Thornebon October 12, 2022
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short people

a person that is short
people named lucy are generally short people
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Short people

A bunch of dirty hairy tramps with hairy vaginas are a bunch of filthy pedophile pricks that stink of shit and often wear glasses because their knobs.
If you see a short people stomp on him.
by English are trannys December 16, 2021
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short people stink

It means what it says really I’m talking about short people 6 foot and under they stink of shit are ugly as shit and just are annoying little pricks that should just get stomped on wankers.
short people stink like If you see a short person kick him up in the sky the little smelly cunt.
by English are trannys December 16, 2021
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throw short people day

on March 25th, you throw the shortest person in your area at 1:18pm
I threw Angie 50ft on throw short people day
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National Short People Named Marius Day

A day to celebrate all short people named marius. Marius is the leading name of all people under. 5’1
Hey it’s National Short People Named Marius Day.
He’s so short.
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