As well as Throw Short People Month, many people worldwide celebrate 'Eat short people month'. During the time, it is customary for those with shorter statures, to be nibbled by, and consumed by those of a taller standing. The month is October, so fear us you shorties.
YAY! Its eat short people month, time to eat the short people in our friend group, not that they count as people or friends.
Wait, it's eat short people month, the month in which we commune together to consume the short, October!
Wait, it's eat short people month, the month in which we commune together to consume the short, October!
by Thornebon October 12, 2022
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Yay, eat short people month, I love October because we can consume those we deem less valuable to society!
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