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Baker's Shitload

A large amount of a given item (usually baked goods) ranging from 26 to 130.
Hey homie we need a Baker's Shitload of chicken wings, I got mad munchies.
by Hally13uk October 5, 2011
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Shithog

Someone who acts like a complete and total asshole.

A person who has excessive regard for rules and authority.

Someone who is so full of shit that they might accurately be said to be hogging it.
Look at that kid over there. He's got four pencils all sharpened to exactly the same length, a slicked-down side parting, and yesterday he went to the principal cos two of the guys were smoking out the back.

Probably spend his entire adult life giving out parking tickets.

What a shithog!
by Pipe Downn October 2, 2009
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Shitlord

Someone who makes glorious (but not always entirely accurate) posts, comments, tweets, vids etc, without regard for the chaos and butt-hurt that may result. A happy, reckless internet berserker.

Tho' he/she ought to be entertaining to some, if they are not entertaining then they are not a shitlord, they are just shit.
The shitlord's comments provoked both laughter and tears. None were left untouched, though many were left confused.
by Thou Art That November 24, 2021
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shitload

The approximate amount of something that can fit into an asshole. If referring to money, it is equal to the volume, in cubic centimeters, of a medium-size butthole.
John had a shitload of money.
Lucy had a shitload of pistachios.
by pooperscooper99 May 13, 2011
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shitlock smile

Derived from "shit eating grin" + "sherlock holmes".

A smile one gives to another person when knowing something that other person might wish to know, but doesn't.

A smug, slightly ugly smile usually given by a wanker, backstabber, or biatch. The person smiling may even look as if they wish to say, "It's no shit, Sherlock...that you're going down."
Lily: "Uh oh, Kayla.... Did you see Missy's shitlock smile? You'd better watch your back."

Kayla: "Well naturally the brown stuff has to run off the nose down to the mouth...."
by kero frangipani pants February 8, 2009
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shitload

A whole bunch of....
by SeXyPiMpEtT January 9, 2004
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shitlock

A person that is a real fuckin idiot, just like dumber then a dumbass, not only that but annoying too.
Dude, don't be such a shitlock !
by wq May 15, 2008
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