When a guy is penetrating someone by way of anal sex. He then pulls out and if there is any shit on his dick, wipes it on the upper lip of his sexual partner.
Man 1: Dude, that girl was a freak. She wanted me to give her a shitlerstache!
Man 2: That's fuckin' weird.
Man 2: That's fuckin' weird.
by Ihaveweirdfriends666 September 8, 2016
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"Where did you learn this shittistic?" - Adam
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"Where did you learn this shittistic?" - Adam
"Fox News, bruh." - Mason
by RyanMcCarthy July 6, 2019
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"Man .. I just cleaned the toilet for the third time this week and still find shit streaks in the bowl."
"You have a scatgeist ... it must be the tenants upstairs."
"Wait'll I catch that scatgeist ..."
"You have a scatgeist ... it must be the tenants upstairs."
"Wait'll I catch that scatgeist ..."
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