Shitbox

Vladimir Shitbox (aka Poo Tin or Putin), the tyrant dictator of Russia.

Did you hear Shitbox threatened nuclear war because he's butthurt that noone likes him?

by ButthurtBonker March 1, 2022

ShitBox

something/someone that is so damn shit that you have to put it in a box and burn it to get rid of it.

yo bro, i dont know what you are talking about, that testarossa mona lisa og purpy is fucking shitbox! Straight mids

by $LUT$KY $UKA February 29, 2020

Federal Shitbox

A mail truck, generally an LLV or FFV. For those who work with them, they are absolute shitboxes. As they are federal vehicles, government money is the solution to all the problems of the Federal Shitbox unless the frame is bent.

Features of the Federal Shitbox include (but are not limited to):
-at least two bald tires
-fucked up alignment

-rear door jammed in the up or down position
-differential fluid leak
-oil leak
-coolant leak
-fire
-half a bumper missing

-exhaust leak
-excessive vibration of everything

-dashboard fan broke
-squeaky timing belt
-various dents in weird places

Waiting for my package to arrive and the carrier pulls up in the Federal Shitbox.

by beansandtoads8 August 13, 2023

Shitbox

Definition 1
Something that is poorly put together.

Definition 2
An event that is poorly organized.

1: “This house is a shitbox”
2: “ The funeral was a complete shitbox”

by FATDOGHOURS October 27, 2021

Shitbox

A dilapidated or run down vehicle. Adjective for a rusted. non braking, smoking can't keep running truck.

Wyatt Bramells truck is a shitbox.

by Wrd gnus September 12, 2025

Shitbox

A truck or car that is at least 15 years old and has problems every other day

I drive that blue shitbox over there

by DozenthPear8905 April 27, 2021

ShitBox

someone or something that is so shit that you have to put it in a box and burn it to get rid of it.

yo bro, i dont know what you are talking about, that testarossa mona lisa og purpy is fucking shitbox! Straight mids

by $LUT$KY $UKA February 29, 2020