shibis

A shortened combination 'Shit Biscuit' and is used to describe a person who is intentionally annoying.

Quit being such a shibis, and stop poking me.

by ur6a March 12, 2018

Shitbit

Similar to a Fitbit around your wrist, this device goes around your waist. Every time you defecate, it will sense that you are about to excrete fecal matter and will start going to work. With its advanced detection system, this device will calculate the amount of snickers dropped in the punch bowl, total squeezes of the sphincter, and will even detect the development of hemorrhoids during the painful process of squeezing out your piping hot logs. At the end of the week, the device will send you a report of how many dumps you have taken each day. It will also recommend lifestyle changes if you are dropping the kids off at the pool too frequently throughout the week. This device is available for a price of $69.99.

Tyrant: Yo dude, my shits have been crazy lately. The tater tots I ate yesterday legit blew through me like a laxative. I bought a Shitbit to help me track how many times I shit per day and the number is astounding. On average, i shit about 4 to 5 times a day.

Big Easy: Bro you might want to see a doctor about that. It seems kinda unhealthy.

Tyrant: Nah dude, doctors are overrated. That’s why I bought a Shitbit. It recommends specific lifestyle changes and even gives you words of encouragement like Siri does sometimes.

Big Easy: Siri and I had sex once.

by Stoney69 March 6, 2019

Shitistist

To be in a state of "I doesn't care"

I am feeling so shitistist right now

by Saiiiikkk November 14, 2019

Shitbit

A fictional - but not unrealistic bathroom aid. When passing an abnormally large shit there should be a gum shield type device on a wall bracket or rope next to you - bite down when that mud child is making life unbearable. Can also be useful day after Halloween when half chewed nuts come out pointy like fucking glass shards.

“Man I dropped a Shamu deuce last night that would have wet the first 6 rows at seaworld. Had to bear down hard on my shitbit”

by Quagmire Ton bastardo November 14, 2019

shitbitchcuntfuck

Exactly, a SHIT HEAD BITCH FACE FUCKING TWO SIDED CUNT!

Kevin: Stephanie is SUCH a shitbitchcuntfuck!
OR
Thomas: WHAT DID YOU JUST FUCKING SAY TO ME YOU SHITBITCHCUNTFUCK

by professional retard February 10, 2020

shitpist

When you simultaneously shit and piss yourself while looking at reddit or tumblr. Is usually caused by laughing.

"Bro, i was looking at reddit on the train, and i totally shitpisted bro!"

by Pseu. D. Onym September 30, 2020

Shitfish

Those who watch Buzzfeed Unsolved a show hosted by Ryan Bergara and Shane Madej typically fall into one of two groups each named after one of the hosts. Those groups being Boogaras, the believers, or Shaniacs the non-believers. If someone fails to fall into one of the two groups or claims to be in both they are labeled as being a Shit Fish.

Person 1: "Oh you watch Buzzfeed Unsolved? Are you a Boogara or a Bhaniac?"

Person 2: "I'm on the line, It's hard to choose"

Person 1: "You is a Shitfish then, bitch."

by It's Me Ya Boi (PB) June 15, 2021