Shittering

Using Twitter or 'tweeting' while you you on the shitter "toilet".

I do most of my shittering in the morning while I take my morning dump.

by ladyonspencer June 26, 2009

shatting

used to describe shit-talking with your mates on chat services such as Skype or MSN Messenger.

I was shatting with Anthony the other day on Messenger and giving him banter about his shaved balls.

by Wordsmith1 November 20, 2007

smartering

the arrogant behaviour of a person who claims that he has an excellent understanding of a subject but in fact ends up having to confess that he has just a smattering of the subject.

It turned out at long last the he had just a smartering of astrology.

by uttam maharjan November 23, 2010

sluttering

Slurring your words while stuttering.

The patient with a possible stroke was sluttering his speech!

by The Vortex! August 2, 2011

fake stuttering problem

someone who talks over people in a stutter tone purposely.

i have a fake stuttering problem.

by nobody else here April 23, 2017

Shavering

A combination of shaving and showering at the same time.

Yea I woke up late and just finished shavering when Louie called me.

by S.Strauber May 28, 2010

Sluttering

When a man or women admits slut 'esque' or slut 'ty' behaviour.

Examples,
Slut: grr, there were so many hot guys I was sluttering all over that club last night!

by Samammy October 17, 2016