Shattered web

When the crusty nut in your pants chips off and breaks to thousands of pieces

OMG, I forgot to nut outside my pants and now they've crusted up and there's shattered web everywhere

by Cloutos November 26, 2019

xyratonic shatter

a shatter from a multidimensional bomb bigger than the universe

guy 1: I am going to blow up all life and the universe with the xyratonic breaker
guy 2: thats going to cause a xyratonic shatter

by iamgoingtokillofftheuniverse23 April 27, 2021

Invader of Shattered Time

a more COOL and EPIC way to say Jotaro Kujo and his stand Star Platinum and is referring to when Jotaro moves in DIO's stopped time

Jotaro Kujo - Invader of Shattered Time
DIO - Ruler of Shattered Time

by red_sus April 30, 2022

shatter pootled

The meaning of this phrase is "to be Very Tired"

Craig: Wanna do sumthing tonight?

Jade: nah. im shatter pootled

by Dead_Eric July 20, 2008

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Shattered Hand

From the ancient greek "Shatteraehandi" literally translates as "a place where people go to care so little it hurts sometimes".

Person A: Did you hear what such-and-such did?
Person B (followed by several hundred others): This is Shattered Hand, who cares?
Person A: but...whine whine whine...
PErson B: This is my care face...see it care

by Tangee December 14, 2008

solo shatter

something sexual, like everything coined in Asylum 669

Merek: "Im fine, thanks:)"
Eliza: "Glad to hear that, I'd still solo shatter you tbh"

by urbandictionary61561 May 11, 2021