Ethiopian Pencil Sharpener

when one attaches razors to a fleshlight and proceeds to use it

Dude i’m bleeding a lot from that Ethiopian Pencil Sharpener

by awesomebagel87 February 6, 2025

Vietnamese Pencil Sharpener

The act of a Vietnamese girl sitting down in a spinnable office chair with her head facing up and her mouth open. A penis is then inserted into the mouth and the office chair starts spinning, which then, with the girl's incisors, slices the penis precisely until the penis is sharp enough to use as a writing utensil.

"Aw shit, I ran outta pencils. Ay nigga, get yo Vietnamese bitch to give me a fuckin' Vietnamese Pencil Sharpener or I'm failing this fuckin' test."

by BangalangMan February 12, 2025

Sharpen your sword ND String your Bow

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343:Sharpen your sword ND String your Bow

by LeSouffleDeVersailles February 21, 2025

Sharpenings

Leftovers after sharpening an art pencil, synonymous with shavings

After you sharpen your art pencils, clean your sharpenings off the bed.

by VBMilkman February 21, 2025

Nipple sharpening

When it´s so cold your nipples harden to the point they can slice steel.

Doctor: "OMG I´m out of knives I can´t operate on this patient"
Doctor 2: "Hand me some ice and i´ll do some nipple sharpening"

by sniffing.cocaine.off.a.niple March 16, 2023

Sharpened, sharPened, sharpeneD

Sharpened, sharPened, sharpeneD

Sharpened, sharPened, sharpeneD

by TheGeneralGenitalsPranksterian April 28, 2025

Pencil Sharpener

Don't get any funny ideas... It's just something people use to sharpen their pencils.

"When Wilma broke her pencil, she went to use the pencil sharpener to sharpen it."

by Silicosis9324 June 20, 2022