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Xbox Customer Service

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Horrible customer service, really. They will not take "NO" for an answer. For example, you try to remove your credit card info from your account, instead, the guy keeps trying to persuade you into buying more shit until you hang up or give in. Fucking assholes.
Me: "See, I can't have my account automatically renew itself because I don't have the dough. And I don't have internet anymore."

Xbox Customer Service: Yeah... well, I completely understand. I mean times are hard and the economy is bad, but see, you get 3 months for 14.99 and 400 Microsoft points free to use at your leisure."

*senario repeats*
by Wasabimoto November 29, 2010
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Customer Service

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The people a company hires , in the attempt of cleaning up its mistakes and inconsistencies.
I was on hold for 45 minutes trying to get through to customer service!
by Luddz May 23, 2015
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Shared Services

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1. Shared Services are a small group of people that strive to be of the quality of others in their company. IE: Tech Support.

2. Shared Services are often found clinging to the bottom of feet late at night

3. Shared Services are a group of people that don't have an official job title so get dubbed Shared Services as the only explanation for their existance
As of this printing the Shared Services phenomenon is still being investigated. But, is believed to be Alien in nature from original testing.
by Tech Support August 12, 2004
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ION Services is a feared Hacker & Coder & Skilled Doxxer, He comes from the Group Named MeliSec, the group is full of skilled hackers and coders, ION Services Will Show No Sympathy for your mistakes, And also Goes by the name 11Meli. ION Services Has Created Alot of Usefull Software in his time; to list a few, ION Discord Builder (A discord Hacking tool), ION Webhook Nuker (Nukes Webhooks til the Webhook wont send anything more.), ION Token Nuker (Absolutely Trashes Discord Accounts only by inputing the token.). ION Services is currently working on the ION Panel a paid software that will consist of all of his creations in one Software and will be bundled for $5 for a lifetime License. ION Services is a very interesting Developer, If you know him you definitely are lucky.
girl: Who is ION Services?
7Meli: ION Services is top slat and is a skilled hacker infact! Did you know He also goes by 11Meli?
girl: I didn't know that but now i do.
11Meli: Thank you 7Meli for telling her.
7Meli: No problem 11Meli, But lets get MeliSec on the Web
1Meli: That will be a fun Day once it is.
by MeliSec-Roster-Publisher March 10, 2022
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Sikey services is a crypto exchanging service!
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well bro for gambling on stake.com i need crypto ima buy from Sikey Services
by Samael <$#7765 January 29, 2023
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sidewalk service

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When you’re trying to discreetly pick a wedgie, but you focus so much on being sneaky to the people in front of you, that you accidentally put on a full show for the people behind you.
The smell of the Gorgonzola cream sauce was made immediately unappetizing by the Sidewalk Service they were receiving from the man at the window. If only he’d worn different underwear.
by Tommy_John December 3, 2015
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