selling out the colonies

euphemistic expression indicating any decadent behavior (from Battlestar Galactica's Gaius Baltar)

Q. What have you been up to?
A. Oh, the usual: traveling the world, having meaningless sex with strangers, partaking of champagne and baby seal every night and otherwise selling out the colonies...

by shirtliftah April 28, 2010

Selling Matches

An incognito way to tell a guy that their zipper is open. And insult them at the same time.

"Hey Billy. Are you selling matches?"

by JimmyRK October 30, 2016

Attention seeking

Somebody who's more desperate than usual to get undue credit and respect.

He/she was attention seeking his/her entire life.

by Solid Mantis November 18, 2019

Attention-Seeking-Missile (ASM)

An ASM (attention-seeking-missile) is an intentional, and often desperate, attempt to draw attention to oneself by either interjecting a personal painful anecdote, faking a painful sound (coughing, sighing or panting), adding one's own comparable achievement or failure, or unnecessarily repeatedly bringing up past sufferings that turned into accomplishments.

While we were sitting around carefully listening to the story of Sam's accident, Georgio dropped an ASM about his accident that happened 15 years ago.

His older siblings kept watching TV and ignoring him while he kept dropping ASMs in the form of fake crying and painful screams.

We loved Umar's new house but Brian kept dropping attention-seeking-missile (ASM) by constantly talking about the rooms in his house and comparing them.

by cheemacs June 4, 2020

Fuck Yeah Seaking!

The best meme evar, created by /b/tards.
Seaking is a water Pokémon, also, the best Pokémon.

Mootle: ''so i herd u liek mudkipz?''
/b/tard: ''ya i liek dem its teh only awesome pokémon!''
Awesome /b/tard: ''FUCK YEAH SEAKING!'''
/b/: ''FUCK YEAH SEAKING! SEAKING ROCKS!''

by Lolwut!? January 11, 2008

selling pie

Slang for selling drugs

Hey, you selling pie?

-"What do you do for a living?"

-"I sell pie"

by dgnikngf October 2, 2009

Attention Seeking Whore

Someone who likes to use whoring to get attention

Katie is an attention seeking whore.

by OnlyTheOne August 22, 2011