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30 seconds of hell

One half minute of rough sex, followed by a premature ejaculation.
That chick at the bar is pretty hot.
Yeah, I'd put her through 30 seconds of hell.
by Lothar Yo January 16, 2008
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30 seconds

pre-mature ejaculation.
when a guy only lasts for thirty seconds in bed, and the girl is left unsatisfied. Is also usually half-way up before having sex.
what? its only been 30 seconds?!

*I just did a luke and lasted 30 seconds*
by babemagnet101. September 15, 2010
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5 Seconds of Bummer

The awkward moment where a girl allows you to enter her Anal cavity with your pork sword only for you to prematurely ejaculate after 5 seconds.
A guy walks into work and approaches his colleague: "Hey Dave last night were a right old travesty, Tina finally allowed me to go down brown town and I only lasted 5 seconds... Total 5 seconds of Bummer man!"
by Jlonsdale92 February 3, 2015
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five seconds rule of the public toilet

A rule apply for taking a shat in public toilet, stating that after you saw someone exited a public toilet, you can't enter and seat within 5 seconds, otherwise you will still feel the creepy warmth as if you are placing your ass upon another unidentified, disgusting ass that just pooped
Pete: Oh man I was about to shit my pants so I ignored the five seconds rule of the public toilet
Pete's boyfriend: We are not going to do anal for 5 months because of that
by cinamon_muff August 12, 2016
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sloppy seconds

when you have sex with a girl that just recently had sex and hasn't had time to clean out their pussy,
Dude i was with this girl at a party, i was about to put it in her pussy but i realized i was getting sloppy seconds!
by Casey Smith January 3, 2008
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30 seconds to mars

An American alternative/emo band including:

Jared Leto (vocals, guitar)
Shannon Leto (drums, vocals)
Tomo Millicevic (guitar)
Matt Wachter (bass)
have released 2 albums:
1. self-titled
2. a beautiful lie
fan base= the echelon
4 symbols to represent the band, also, the phoenix, and the skull seal
pretty much the best band ever, with the hottest guys ever as members
by Kait :) January 27, 2007
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gone in 60 seconds

Larry: How was your date with Sally last night?

Joe: Unfortunately, I played the leading role from my favorite movie Gone in 60 Seconds.

Larry: Ahh, That's too bad. Want another beer?
by uOFuMJ May 15, 2007
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