Secondhand Drunk

That feeling you get when your around a lot of drunk people,mainly during st.paddy's day
symptoms:dizziness,blurred vison,slurred speaking,ect.

"Man im so dizzy, i havent even drunk anything,theres to many buzzed people"
"You've probably have Secondhand Drunk!!"

by LOLzer828 March 16, 2009

Melbourne Secondhand Snakeskin

This is a used condom that you borrow from a friend because you are too cheap to buy your own. Often found in the parking lots of famous Restaurants in Melbourne Florida.

My Dude: "Dam, Connor is one hell of a Melbourne Secondhand Snakeskiner!"
My Dude 2: "Ya I cant believe he used Melbourne Secondhand Snakeskin on that chick!"
My Dude 3: " Didn't you Melbourne Secondhand Snakeskin that chick?"

by ConairSV June 28, 2010

Secondhand Threesome

A threesome in which only two people are involved at any one time, but are connected by the person in the middle.

My secondhand threesome with Pence was so awesome. By the time it was my turn again I had fully completed a rubix cube! I feel so multi-talented!

by livewire4800 June 11, 2010

three seconder

The guy who laughs three seconds after everyone else.

It means someone who's IQ is a touch on the low side

The stand up comic was awesome, but there was a really annoying three seconder in the row behind us.

Dave is a bit of a three seconder sometimes.

by George McBob May 18, 2009

secondhand pussy

n. The scent of pussy when smelled on another man's finger, as typically seen among teenage males

Will: Have you seen Adam and George Lee's new handshake?
Curt: No, what's it like?
Will: At the end they get each other's secondhand pussy!

by themissingpearson November 14, 2011

Second2None

an amazing uk based punk band split up months ago but who cares they were amazing, brilliant bassist ;)

damn dude, they're second2none

by Clownious January 10, 2004

Secondhand Serenade

A one man acoustic "rock" band. Sings as if his balls have yet to drop, even at the age of 26. Music consists of acoustic guitar and piano mostly. Lyrics ALWAYS about his past relationships or mistakes. His fan base consists of boys who claim not to be homosexual and girls who lie to themselves about how bad their lives are in order to relate to his uhhh "real" problems tied within his lyrics. All in all, this so called band is not for either the unwilling or even the willing ears.

Hey, you ever heard of secondhand serenade?

Uhh, oh the one with the guy with his balls stuck in his vagina?

by Marley_reah June 29, 2010