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Urban Scrumping

The playful mischievous of stealing cars, car stereos, mobile phones and...erm, children from parked cars.

In the event that the item of choice is an actual car, it must be driven around at high speed, before being left spray painted and on fire beside a railway line.
Yo boyz, we iz gonna go Urban Scrumping laterz.
by Ben March 3, 2005
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scrump bumps

Severe acne located on face-area.
DUDE!! That chick's got major scrump bumps! NASTY!!
by Shane T. April 8, 2008
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scrump-factor

a. a highly delicious thing, most likely man beef
b. something very very sexy that you want to devour
Beth = scrump-factor 1 bizillion
by StefNE2983 May 13, 2003
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smoke scrump dew

v. 1. To walk like a disabled pigeon, with a hatred towards life.
2. A chain-smoker who enjoys sexual gratification from a plump camel toe, while holding a mountain dew.
3. Any combination of the above.
Dude, did your girlfriend just light-up and drink mountain dew from a used condom? Now that's smoke scrump dew!
by Me March 24, 2005
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Scrump n’ clutch

In simplest form, Scrump is shortened from scrumptious and clutch simply means that a circumstance or situation is in fact ideal or positively impacts the lives of persons. Thus, the term “scrump n’ clutch” is a describing word and/or phrase used in any situation where a person is consumed with extreme happiness or excitement. While this may seem to be a synonym for wig, this term undoubtedly has more zest and is sure to be a crowd favorite at any social gathering.
Dennis: Today we are doing only one 2k
Kamryn: omg! This is so wigtastic! Even better this is scrump n’ clutch!
Lauren: Dennis you are so clutch!
by Monskam22 March 11, 2020
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SCRUMP

Both the antonym and synonym of "Slack", to wit the Bob Dobbs definition. Scrump involves and refuses all definitions of liturgy. One may not possess any level of Scrump if one professes to have obtained Scrump.

"I Scrump therefore I have no Scrump" - Rene Descartes
You, sir, are benefitted by no Scrump whatsoever
by Reesebytheway February 19, 2023
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Scrump(ing)

When the food is so absolutely bangin scrumptious that you just need to “scrump” it all up asap.

“Scrump” Scrumped, scrumpin is derived from the word Scrumptious, it means to devour quickly, passionately, maybe even loudly, leaving NO crumbs behind.

If the foods got your knees weak, your mouth watering, and your eyes glazed… you KNOW you boutta scrump.
Me: This food looks so heavenly, I’m boutta “scrump” so hard

Me 2: Did you see (y/n) eat that McD’s? They were “scrump(ing)” every last bit!

Me 3: I know that (y/n) can really put away some food, they can really “scrump”
by TheFirstSkinnyScrumper February 5, 2024
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