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Scrotal Welk

A welklike swelling in your scrotal
Pouch
"Help Todd! My scrotal welks have flared up and are spreading like a clan of hungry crustaceans!"
by Jginnit07 February 6, 2023
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Scrotal Calamity

When one knicks ones nether regions as a gentleman. And there is a rampant leakage of haemoglobin via ones testes akin to the bouncing Betty’s destruction of German dams in WW2. I.e. when a self proclaimed idiot tries to pop a blood blister but opens up a capillary.
Christ alive! I’ve just sliced my ball sack. Absolute scrotal calamity.
by Slutty-butt-canoe October 13, 2023
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scrotal Princess Leia

When you tie each of your balls in a scrunchie (elastic bands are also acceptable), and then rest your scrotum on someone's head in a manner that makes the person look like Princess Leia Organa.
Things got so wild last night that Chad gave Daniel a scrotal Princess Leia.

My balls are so stretched and aching from giving Wesley that scrotal Pricess Leia
by Jam-Fingers May 2, 2023
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Scrotal Lozenge

A person who is such an annoying asshole they are as enjoyable as a lozenge that tastes like the dirtiest scrotum.
Can you shut the fuck up you goddamn scrotal lozenge
by thunkcunt May 3, 2023
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scrotal slap

Noun. The sound that is produced from the collision of any surface or object against the scrotal skin surrounding the testicles.
You can hear several scrotal slaps as Clint Eastwood initiates his morning jog.
by Sir Caseingsworth July 23, 2017
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Scrotal vagina

When one scrunches up the skin of the scrotum to make a mass of loose skin and then pushes their finger in to create the effect of a beefy vagina. Why one would do this remains one of life's great mysteries.
Me: Look at my scrotal vagina.
Wife: Why?
by Psuedomatt July 23, 2017
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Going Scrotal

Beyond "going postal", some situations require you to go scrotal on someone or something. To nut up.
by Kirbslirb August 16, 2017
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