screaming richard

The act of shitting in a tube sock, microwaving it for 25-30 for a luke warm effect, then proceeding to strike someone in the face with said sock

Father: Son, i'm very disappointed in you. for your punishment, i'm gonna give you a screaming richard!

Son: No papa!! you ate mexican last night!!!

by nicksammyles February 7, 2009

screemin scrammin

1.A word to substitute any form of verb taking place at the moment.

2.do work.

1.
man1:"how that pizza bro?"
man2:"shut the fuck im screemin scrammin"

2.
"hey steph what are you doing today?"
"totally screemin scrammin right now"

by DashingMeeK February 1, 2008

screaming anus

an anus that has diherria so bad it hurts and screams when you shit

Did you just hear that screaming anus!?

by Freddyrk January 24, 2009

Screaming Duct tape

When you patch a piece of Duct tape to a person, rip it off, and (while in pain with their mouth open) , cum in their mouth

Why are u putting a piece of duct tape on me?
RIP!
Owww!!!!!!
Squirt.
What was that?
I did a Screaming Duct tape on you.

by Lee2bron April 17, 2011

screemin ian

When your in a hotel and run out of lube and go get terriyaki sauce and then proceed to sleep in a tub full of it.

Hey did you here the screemin Ian last night.
Yeah I bet he had a sweet and salty mess.

by Shadowfury July 8, 2016

Screaming umbrella

When a person yells out in pain after being pentatrated by a closed hand and then having it opened inside and pulled out in a quick swift motion.

Joel didnt use enough lubrication when performing the screaming umbrella on Jen's rectum causing her to need anal reconstruction.

by Jhump2525 April 17, 2017

screaming in delight

when it's getting hard and she moans, and you can't do anything but scream in delight

Girl: (screaming in delight)
Boy: (groans)
Girl:(slurp it all up)

by U!tdm tusks May 21, 2018