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Scooter ankle

The most terrible pain known to man. Scooter ankle happens when one hops spin a shooter and accidentally hits it apoun the leg and will immediately cry out in pain. Scooter ankle can affect all ages. If you or a loved one has been diagnosed with scooter and you may be entitled to financial compensation
Aaaaaaaaaaaa I accidentally committed scooter ankle

Dang man do you want me to call the ambulance?
by Tatapeep April 5, 2019
mugGet the Scooter anklemug.

Scooter Cruiser

A non-handicapped lard ass that rides one of those scooter things around the shopping center because they are too lazy to walk.
Watch out for that lazy fat assed scooter cruiser. She's not handicapped, she's just fat. She will run you over if you are not careful
by yobkcis June 25, 2004
mugGet the Scooter Cruisermug.

scooter hippo

Obese creatures that can be found on mobility scooters in supermarkets that were originally meant for people with real handicaps (No legs, paraplegic, elderly over 70, etc).
Sorry ma'am, we don't have a scooter available. Its the first of the month and all the scooter hippos just got their welfare check.
by xzybit September 22, 2004
mugGet the scooter hippomug.

Pooter Scooter

A scooter used to ride the pooter also known as the reproductive female organ. A.k.a the puss
I rode the pooter scooter so hard this morning up and down the block before work.
by Pooterscooter0420 November 14, 2011
mugGet the Pooter Scootermug.

vent-scooter

The person or thing in the air vent, in a movie, when the main character goes into the vent. Mostly found in horror films.
Shouting at screen: Oh my god! Run! The vent-scooter's gonna get you!
by pineapplex February 7, 2010
mugGet the vent-scootermug.

Scooter Surprise

The act of licking ones nutsack while inserting carrots into the partners anus while getting anally pounded by a Rodesian Ridgeback.
"I was really excited to go to my friends house, but then at last minute he informed me he wanted a Scooter Surprise.
by vito141 August 4, 2011
mugGet the Scooter Surprisemug.

Scooter kid

Ava Thorington’s energy
Oh ava? Isn’t the the scooter kid??
by Sterlinthius April 19, 2020
mugGet the Scooter kidmug.

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