scientology rpf

A godawful place. The leaders of scientology claim to help you become a better, happier person, and rehablitate you, and a whole load of utter b.s. RPF is where you get sent if you disobey. You have to wear black boiler suits, no matter the weather, do degrading, physically demanding jobs and go through 'auditing'. You are allowed barely any sleep, and in bug infested beds. You have only thirty seconds to shower. They try to break you spiritually, emotionally, mentally, and physically, to do do whatever the hell they say. I pity the people who are scientoligists. They have been completley brainwashed. In rpf, if you do not get "rehabilitated", it gets worse. You might have to do it for years. You are not allowed to leave. There have been cases where people had not been allowed to see their familys at all. In RPF, you cannot have magazines, tvs, phones, newspaper, etc. Scientology is a cult and uttter bull, and the people running it are dispicable, horrible excuses for anything even remotely resembling anything humane.

Jack: Hey, remeber Jim from college? What happened to him? You guys are friends.
Arnold: Dude, he joined scientology. I have not heard from him in years. I think he really believes all that stuff about aliens and all. I think he might be be in scientology rpf.
Jack: NO!!!! People in that have died from exhaustion. WHY??!!
Arnold: I dont know, Dude, I dont know.

by onyx1 September 24, 2010

scientology

the most fucked up religeon in the world.they kill people and stuff.

"hey have you ever heard of the religeon scientology?"
"yah its gay"

by rewqqwer July 29, 2009

scientology

A cash-driven pseudo religion that encourages it's members to dress up as 8' dogs with dreadlocks and run around in the future

John Travolta went to the Church of Scientology to discuss his latest movie treatment

by MightyScoop1 August 13, 2003

scientology

People who think L Ron Hubbard still lives in their minds, thus letting him invisibly suck their extremely tiny cocks

Scientology is something that even fails more then George Bush

by scientologypenus February 28, 2009

Scientologist

A person that jumps out of an airplane without a parachute and believes he is accomplishing something.

I hardly knew that scientologist.
He should have waited until we took off.

by dUMBELLS November 20, 2006

scientology

Another fuckin con.

When are people going to learn that the Occult world of gurus and cults is nothing but a scam run by Satan-worshiping con men?

If you're looking for the truth try the bible.You don't have to be lead around by some group of con men who only seek to brainwash you into giving them all of your money.Plus if you actually read the bible Christ warned in advance that these rotten sob's were a bunch of con men.Plus if you get too involved with that garbage then you'll actually sell your soul to the devil.

Turn away from that trash while you still can.

by I hope they all burn in hell for all eternity. March 10, 2005

Cult of Scientology

The dangerous cult founded by L. Ron Hubbard, which seeks only to take money from innocent people

We are anonymous. We are legion. We do not forgive. We do not forget. Expect us. The Cult of Scientology will fall.

by WeAreLegion February 24, 2008