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Scientists

If they think it's up to them to sort out everything about the pandemic, they think they are God if there is one.
Scientists don't know anything the rest of the population can't figure out.
by The Original Agahnim August 23, 2021
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Scientist Envy

A form of jealousy that involves a homosexual man constantly claiming that an actual scientist, with official government paperwork, is not a scientist.
Brian: You're not a scientist.
Caleb: You must be one of those navy guys who loves hotracking and has a bad case of scientist envy.
by Boofing kinggg October 1, 2025
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Bro Scientist

In simple terms: A Bro Scientist is someone who is asked for advice on broscience. The gym conversation of advice on how to workout, get results, etc. Sometimes they are right, but often times they are not. The term is often used as a light joke as a knowing nod that this type of advice is not always helpful.
A couple of my buddies just started working out and come to me and some other lifters (bro scientists) for advice.
by js1975 September 1, 2020
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Scientists

People puzzled/baffled by the way some of the countries with the lowest vaccination rates (such as those in Africa) are also having the lowest overall spread of the coronavirus.
The countries that scientists thought would be the worst grief tragedy sympathy stories in the grief tragedy sympathy industry, the ones with bodies piled high in the streets, ended up being some of the least affected while also being the least vaccinated.
by The Original Agahnim November 22, 2021
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Scientist

DARGH! STAHP! Hello, Gordon!
A Scientist!
by le block October 28, 2022
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