Van Hoosen Middle Schoolers

Most of the boys are sporty, but most of them can be very chill. The girls can never get Starbucks without taking pictures and selfies with them, and are considered "not normal" if you don't wear Birkenstock sandals, or Crocs. They also talk about saving the turtles, showing off their metal straws and such. Most of the Middle Schoolers have an infinite ego, and like to gang up in groups, and basically make Ship accounts on Instagram to mess with / cause tea with people.

Oh my god check out those group of Van Hoosen Middle Schoolers. They all have Starbucks and are taking pictures of it!

by IronicBoi69 July 8, 2019

Middle schooler

People ussely attending a school with grades 6-8 or 6-9

1. A whore druggie or dumbass who think there way older then they are they they sleep around do drugs or piss evryone off
2. A kid who a actuly may be funny nice or even just kinda anoying they may do drugs but don't brag about it most of the ones in this category are virgins

Guy 1.Bro my sister Kayla is knocked up and the guy got busted with acid
Guy 2. Isn't she in 7th grade
Guy 1. Yeah stupid middle schooler

Girl 1. Sorry I was busy
Girl 2 what were you doing
Girl 1. Hanging out with Omar
Girl 2. Who's Omar
Girl 1. This awsome 8th grader

by Randomuser117 September 13, 2012

Scooberdouched

When you jump into the water to swim but realize that the water is way too shallow to swim in.

That guy just got scooberdouched and broke his legs, or That guy just scooberdouched into the water.

by Cdizzle24 May 29, 2009

home schoolers

The people we now worship and truthfully have respect because we can't handle quarantine what so ever. at this point we could use the word GOD to describe these people because they've managed to do that their whole life.

home schoolers ex:
every kid in America not being able to function because of school and online work and quarantine: "I can't do it any more, I mean really who does this"
home schooler: "I've done it"
another home schooler: "I've been doing this for ten years now"

by Superman_does_ballet May 22, 2020

schooler

a person attending school for the primary reason of not learning

Teacher: I wish you werent such a schooler
Student: Meh, what can u do?

by sacrilicious December 20, 2003

Schooner Bum

A person who perceives him/herself as a savvy sailor and seafarer when in reality they have very little knowledge of the water. Mainly working for little to no pay pulling lines on big remakes of historic sailing vessels for the pleasure of tourists.

Enjoy Tom Waits, carharts, rum, and anchor tattoos- and do not seem to understand that being called a “Schooner Bum” is indeed an insult and implies your inability to get a real job.

Joe - "why is that girl wearing flannel and work pants and challenging all of us to arm wrestle her?"

Dave - "Because Joe, she's a schooner bum."

by Place mat September 28, 2011

private schoolers

A Person who attends a Private school. (Public school in the United Kingdom)
Can be derrogatory *rolls eyes* because people have no time to do anything worthwhile except tease eachothers schools.

A: Hey look there's Belinda.
B: Whose that? She doesn't go to school with us does she?
A: Nah, she's a Private Schooler.
B: ARGH Private Schoolers!
A: Grow Up.

by Dijlaann August 23, 2007