schmoogle

to finagle your way into something.

I will try to schmoogle my way into that party.

by malaylay March 15, 2009

schmob

noun: Sacramento-area slang for Kratom

verb: Sacramento-area slang for taking Kratom by scooping directly into one's mouth with either a folded business card or plastic spoon, usually washed down with various sports drinks.

"wyd"
"boutta schmob"
"mind if i join?"

"fuck im out of schmob. gotta head to the kratom station tomorrow. mind if i schmob a scoop?"

by dilldilldill August 15, 2020

schmoosarse

A mythical beast that enjoys tea and reading. The schmoosarse is a very smart being that can bake well. Approach the schmoosarse with caution , it does not like hugs but with multiple people it can be overpowered quickly.

Man, schmoosarse bakes some pretty tasty cakes

by ejg62 August 14, 2011

nosh n' schmooze

n. A gathering of friends at a favorite local restaurant where everyone eats and shares stories with each other. Usually occurs at a place that serves bagels.

My friends and I are going to have a nosh n' schmooze at Bernie's after our AP exam on Wednesday.

by Nudnik Shpilkes August 4, 2009

schloob

a way of saying any word you want

what the schloob is schloobing in your schloobin face you schloobin schloober

by schloob November 16, 2003

schmob

Derivations of the word Schmob:

Schmobbin(verb): straight up balls to the wall partying or any action involving wanton disregard for ones own safety or physical well being; an extreme activity in which an individual enters an abnormal heightened state of mind i.e. experiences with controlled substances, adrenaline surges etc.

Schmobbin(adj.): A definition for a person place or thing that is particularly exciting, fun or enjoyable.

Schmobbed(adj.): The condition which can arise during or after "schmobbin" has occurred; A state of inebriation, extreme euphoria or inversely a highly exhausted or spent state such as being hung over or injured.

"I was schmobbin in a Lamborgini Murcielego when I hit that little kid at 110 mph."

"Wassup dude! Yo this party is so schmobbin! Come to 101 Lombard street fast before the cops break shit up!"

"Dude I am so schmobbed. If I shotgun another coors I am going to vomit."

"No, I am too schmobbed to drive. Please take my keys from me."

by Ross G. July 15, 2008

Schmool

When A Professer of a college level class shows up fifteen+ minutes late. The students have the right to grab their books and walk out.

The Rule Of A Schmool
Professer must either A) Not Arrive or B) Arrive very late

We were siting in class until the professer walked in 20 minutes late. Then all of a sudden the students picked up their stuff and walked out justas he started speaking... it was at that point he knew the rule of schmool went into effect

by mr. mcblargstein September 2, 2009