Schmeaded

A general word used to describe a multitude of things that defy explanation. Can be a noun, pronoun, verb, adverb, adjective. Use is similar to Smurf from the 80's hit cartoon show The Smurf's. Can also be used in various forms ala schmeading, smeaded, smeading, schmeader, etc.

Dude you've just been schmeaded!

by MPREZYA September 25, 2005

schmecklemans

A word describing when plastic bags cut into your hands while carrying your shopping.

david was carrying his shopping home. He turns to brenda with a look of pain in his eyes and says, ''Iv got a bad case of schmecklemans''

by tommy turnbuckle November 30, 2010

Schmeat

A below average penis, with one exception. If the schmeat is attached to a Knowlsey it refers to a penis so huge it changes the atmospheric pressure of any room it's in.

I can barely breathe with Knowlsey's schmeat in here

by Captaindownloadboner June 15, 2019

schmiegel

When someone acts in a selfish manner as if they are working on their "me goal" and is not considerate of others.

Sawa: Deb left me a voice message, rambling on and on about who knows what. I told her so many times that my Welsh lover Daniel was coming to NYC for the week and I think she totally forgot.
Kwistin: What a schmiegel! She doesn't get it.

by Kwistin September 25, 2005

schmeckle

not 100% sure of spelling

hebrew/yiddish slang for a small penis

put your schleckle back in your pants, you putz!

by Joe February 11, 2003

schieber

German slang for "sexual tool"

Mary:"I fucked the shit out of my schieber last night"
Yasmin:"NO SHIT?!"

by Mumdiggity April 10, 2005

schmeckel

A jewish term reffering to a dick

damn dude go get your schmeckel checked out

by schmeles September 23, 2010