Shumming

When someone shits themselves when also cumming at the same time

“Dude yesterday I missed work because I was shumming badly”

by AllahuakPeter January 28, 2025

Schlummi

Coming from the german word "schlummern (to

take a peaceful nap) it is used to describe a person who is often tired and always wants to take a tiny little nap. Pronunciation: ʃlʊmi:

You can also use it to describe the action of taking said little nap. A Schlummi is often rather short and can be done anywhere at anytime.

It brings you peace an love. You should try it.

Sophie just took a nap in the lecture... she is such a Schlummi.
After having lunch it's time for a Schlummi.

by pseudophilosophie February 3, 2025

Shumming

The act of ejaculating and shitting simultaneously, in order to stimulate the prostate and achieve maximum projectile velocity of cum.

Bro 1: I was shumming so hard while my parents were getting groceries yesterday.
Bro 2: Bro my parents are always home i can never shum in peace.

by Dottman May 27, 2025

schlemmin'

lemon water that makes you shit, which leads to weight loss

i need my schlemmin' juice this morning

by slimschlemmin March 28, 2026

Shumming

The act of shitting and cumming at the same time. (V.) (shummed, shum)

I was perched on top the toilet seat and I couldn’t handle how hot the girl I just fuck was, that I shummed myself.

I saw that hot girl I fucked last night and kept denying how I felt for her. All that anxiety and guilt had me shumming.

by The shummoner September 1, 2025

reverse-slumming

Hanging out in an enclave of the rich when you yourself live in or are staying in a distinctly more modest neighborhood.

While visiting a friend in San Diego who lives on Ladrillo St., I spent an afternoon walking the streets and bluffs of La Jolla. When I asked my friend to drop me off on his way to work, I said, "I'm going to go reverse-slumming in La Jolla."

by Paula K August 26, 2007

Save scumming

The only way to get good loot in Starfield.

Save scumming is the only way to find gear that’s useable in Starfield.

by Helostlol April 25, 2024