schlonger

a fancy breakfast, a schlong

You weren't saying ewe when your schlonger was in my mouth! Now shut it and let me call you sexy pants.

by cladnin December 9, 2008

schlanger

Someone in the business of drug distribution. A dealer.

"You see that schlanger up the block, he schlangs phat rocks all day long, go see him and he'll hook you up phat."

by GUSTO.TYD.NV March 21, 2007

schlonger

Someone who likes to whip out their penis or schlong a lot of the time to either impress or disgust everyone around

Guy 1: *Whips out his penis*

Guy 2:"Oh dude he's such a schlonger man that's gross"

Guy 1: "You're just jealous of my schlonger skills"

by Flagellah February 18, 2015

Schlender

noun sometimes used a verb-(1)one who has the nasty habit of taking something normal and making a long drawn out and unpleasant ordeal out of it. (2) He or she that makes what sounded like a good idea terrible.

Normal Guy- Hey man let's go to Culver's THAT PLACE ROCKS
Group- YEAH! Great idea!
THAT GUY- Well...so...guys I was thinking that we should probably figure out a way to go to Culver's and type up a fitness plan so we can work off the calories
Group- Well actually Culver's doesn't sound good at all
Normal Guy- Dude... way to SCHLENDER it up

by thelonelyisland1992 May 2, 2011

schlagger

a sexually frustrated wanker.

"I heard his sheets are rekt."
"Yeah. He wanks whenever he gets the chance to, what a schlagger."

by thomasthetosser July 28, 2016

salinger

A word to describe someone who is a scammer, fraud, or con-artist

80 per ticket? Tell that salinger guy he's ripping you off

by ixelasd November 27, 2019

Schling

Coming from the Greek word Schlyngite, Schling From the German language translates to Fat, bald and pathetic

That ugly kid sitting two seats next to me is a raw schling.

by Igwiloh July 15, 2016