schleep

Bruh. Give up.

Hernandez: Im not spanish
Bobby: I'm schleep

by tifdn July 8, 2016

pyramid scheme

see scientology

hail xenu: the master of the the ultimate money-grubbing pyramid scheme

by placental soup July 5, 2009

Schenectady

A small city in the Capital District of Albany, NY which, it seems if one gets their info from urban dictionary, is inhabited by bigoted, narrow minded, racist, illiterate, people who don't seem to understand the effects of poverty and discrimnation on people of color or anyone else for that matter. Schenectady is a city which has beautiful old buildings and a nicely laid out down town that, yes, has been underdeveloprd commercially over at least the past 30 years or so (a lot because the shopping malls have taken business away from downtown )and buildings have fallen into disrepair. However, there currently is a revitalization project going on and the city has been looking pretty good and new businesses are opening all the time. So for those ignorant residents of the city who spend their time spouting racist and repugnant views, why don't you help the city improve instead.

Schenectady is the home of the historic and beautiful Proctor's Theater.

by 2peasinapod June 5, 2009

Schleef

Schleef is a male version of queef. AKA a penis fart.

I told Josh that when that chick was done blowing me I schleefed on her cheek.

by RickyAwesome August 1, 2009

Fonzie Scheme

The act of buying and subsequently wearing a leather jacket in an effort to look tough, cool, virile, or otherwise appealing. A Fonzie Scheme is usually run by someone who in fact is NOT any of these things. The name derives from the name of Arthur Fonzarelli, star of the sitcom "Happy Days," who is the epitome of leather-jacket-wearing cool guys.

Did you see that Tim, the shy guy from IT, is wearing a leather jacket today? That dude is totally trying to pull a Fonzie Scheme and score chicks.

by theCArainman January 19, 2015

schmeeberiffic

Wonderfully endowed with beautiful breasts.
Boobies that are pointing out there, calling to you.
Terrific Schmeebs.

On the cellphone..."I am at Starbucks right now, and the girl sitting beside me is totally schmeeberiffic!"

(She has wonderful breasts.)

by darf narbler March 20, 2009

Schlee

No being can define this word. Kinda like a humz but also a little more himmy than a humz.

Came home today and the schlees were on the roof throwing bricks.

by Dontuseyourrealname0 April 19, 2022