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Dick-a-saurus 

A brontosaurus with a 15 meter dick as a neck/head. A perverted scientist man made a solution to bringing back brontosauruses while producing semen. Some got in the mixture and so the brontosaurus had a big cock as a neck. Therefore he named it, the Dick-a-saurus.
Universal Studios is making an X-rated version of Jurassic Park with a brand-new species of dinosaurs known as the Dick-a-saurus.
Dick-a-saurus by Dr Zilla April 12, 2023
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Vampire-o-saurus 

A vampire dinosaur (of any type of dinosaur).
The mad scientist turned a T-Rex into a vampire-o-saurus.
Vampire-o-saurus by Sparkle200 November 6, 2023

Entitle-o-saurus peso 

A mythical creature that believes everything in existence—whether its money, belongs to someone else, a friendship or even a whole human—is rightfully theirs, because, duh, they were born with the superior understanding of the universe. This type of peso operates under the firm belief that their way is the only correct way, often trying to convert everyone around them into believers of their superior methods. They can’t fathom being wrong, so any evidence to the contrary is immediately rejected, often with elaborate excuses and extreme temper-tantrums and Verbal Abuse.
Whenever we get into a conversation, it's like talking to a walking TED Talk that insists it knows more about your life than you do—honestly, he's such an Entitle-o-saurus peso.

CuntTwatWaffle-a-Saurus

The breeding of two words that are very creative insults, especially aimed at anyone, male or female, that is of the most high ranking level of cuntery.

That person who is constantly chasing after everyone’s man begging for attention. No morals or standards.

A home wrecker with no remorse or regret.

THE cunt above all other cunts. #cuntgoals
If you think she’s a major cunt, just wait until you meet her CuntTwatWaffle-a-sausrus friend who makes her cunt ass look easy breeezy.

No matter how hard you try to resist that CuntTwatWaffle-a-Saurus, you somehow can never seem to turn down her advances to have you lay it down for her.

Saugus high school 

Saugus High School is the Scrotum of the the Santa Clarita Valley. This school is whiter than the back side of Donald Trumps ass and if you are lucky you might see the occasional Black or Asian around. The only thing diverse about this school is the political views of it, you will hear political groups you have never even heard of. Almost everybody vapes and is filled with alcoholics. The teachers are either laid back as hell or trying to establish the fourth reich, with the exception of a few. Most people are chill with the exception of the people who seem to think that every back corner is a tryout for the UFC which seems to be a good third of the school. Parties here are pretty good and thats about it. The only reason why the school has been getting any attention is because of the shooting. Apart from that it’s just a slightly poorer white washed version of Valencia High School .
Person 1: “Bro did you hear about the fight at Saugus High School?!?”

Person 2: “I truly could not give less of a fuck

ass-a-sauras rex 

a giant bowel movement
You should have seen the ass-a-sauras rex I left in the toilet this morning after all the Indian food I ate last night at 4am. It required 3 flushes and a call to a plumber.
ass-a-sauras rex by krunk94 April 1, 2008

Breast-o-Sauruses 

Large breasts, often fake! Word is a combo of Breasts and Tyrannosauruses.
Dude to Another: Check out that chick's Breast-o-Sauruses. They have to be Double E's!

Another: Double E silicone sacs, but still awesome!