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Definitions by Suziette

TIP-TICING

The act of pretending you’re going to leave a large tip for your delivery driver so they’ll accept the order priority style. Only to then turn around after the delivery and either decrease the amount or remove it altogether since you have a certain amount of time to change it after the delivery if you weren’t satisfied with the service.
So, I accepted this delivery order the other day and the tip was more than what the base pay to deliver it was. The next day when I checked my deposits, I noticed that tip had been zeroed out but the delivery went perfectly. I should have known the customer was tip-ticing me since their tip offer was more than the base pay!

Ever since I had 2 of my tips removed by my customers after giving 5 star delivery service, I am very cautious not to accept orders with extravagant tips included because they are more than likely just people tip-ticing to get their order picked up quicker.
TIP-TICING by Suziette September 3, 2026

CuntTwatWaffle-a-Saurus

The breeding of two words that are very creative insults, especially aimed at anyone, male or female, that is of the most high ranking level of cuntery.

That person who is constantly chasing after everyone’s man begging for attention. No morals or standards.

A home wrecker with no remorse or regret.

THE cunt above all other cunts. #cuntgoals
If you think she’s a major cunt, just wait until you meet her CuntTwatWaffle-a-sausrus friend who makes her cunt ass look easy breeezy.

No matter how hard you try to resist that CuntTwatWaffle-a-Saurus, you somehow can never seem to turn down her advances to have you lay it down for her.