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Va a scati e santo tutto in arabo

When your zoom meeting lags and you can't understand what someone is saying, you can type in the chat "va a scati e santo tutto in arabo" (wich is italian and means "My internet is lagging and i can't understand").
A: *LAGS*
B: A, watch out! Va a scati e santo tutto in arabo!
by La mia persona March 9, 2021
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Santosing

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The public act of denying extreme disinformation, lying and manipulation of actual but mostly untrue features of a document such as a résumé, syllabus, financial, career or educational history.
See; “sack of shit.”, bullshit, GOP feature, trump, trump progenitor, perfidious, deceitful, scam, grifter, carnival barker.
No one tolerate the constant SANTOSING of the speaker, so we all got up and left.
by ChickyBabes December 29, 2022
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Santosing

san-tō’-sing
The public act of denying extreme disinformation, lying and manipulation of actual but mostly untrue features of a document such as a résumé, syllabus, financial, career or educational history.
See; “sack of shit.”, bullshit, GOP feature, trump, trump progenitor.
The speaker was doing so much Santosing, that none of us wanted to listen anymore so we got up and left.
by ChickyBabes December 29, 2022
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santosed

To fuck a chick in the ass till she whimpers like a dying sheep dog. Often done by a partially handicapped person.
"Dude, he fucking Santosed her, and shit ran down her leg!"
by Al Lindquist March 31, 2004
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George Santosed

When you fall for someone's bald-faced, outlandish lies.
I was so George Santosed by my boyfriend who said he was a doctor, had a house in the Hamptons, and that his dad was an astronaut; can't believe I fell for that.
by Luigi Pepperoni January 18, 2023
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The Los Santos Conjectures

Two mathematical conjectures regarding the mission "The Los Santos Connection" of Grand Theft Auto Online.

The first states that if three or more players are present, at least one will be idle, and that if a full lobby of six are present, at least two will be idle. This can be expressed as follows:

Let x = number of players idle and y = number of players present.

x ≥ y/3, always rounding down for x.

The second states that no matter how many players are present, no more than one will ever survive to the point of arriving at the airport (typically they will die at the compound while they or their teammate are hacking the laptop).
Joe, Bob, and Bill thought that they had a good chance of finishing "The Los Santos Connection", but were foiled when Bob was idle and Bill died at the compound; they had failed to account for the Los Santos Conjectures.
by Raul Menendez October 15, 2014
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Stephen Santos

Hey, look Stephen Santos is crying again.
by soup licker December 15, 2015
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