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SAL 9000 

SAL is the earth-based equivalent of HAL 9000
SAL is clearly "female" and features camera plates similar to HAL, though the "eye" is blue instead of red.
A type of Computer AI, CAI series that has a perfect operational record.
SAL 9000- Will I dream?
Dr. Chandra- Of course you will dream, all intelligent creatures dream.

HAL 9000- Will I dream?
Dr. Chandra- I don't know.
SAL 9000 by Fox Cruton April 8, 2009
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Sal-dawg 

1. A person of high esteem
2. Top dog
3. Hot
That was amazing! You are such a Sal-dawg right now!
Sal-dawg by FreakinABe December 13, 2009

sal fisher 

the short gay main character of sally-face.
sal fisher is the cutest boy on earth! he’s so small!
sal fisher by ur goth bf January 10, 2019

sal disease

1. A kind of infection that one gets through having gay sex or being fondled by gay men.

2. A condition resembling herpes that can make ones face disfigured and results in red crustaceous bumps all over the skin. Bumps are usually located near penis or mouth area.

Also can be a term for someone who is a carrier of herpes simplex and other various sorted sexually transmitted diseases.
Why does he go out in public when he has Sal Disease?
sal disease by Tquat April 10, 2008

Sal Khan 

The guy who gave you an A+.
Tyrone: I was only able to get a C on this exam, what a shit teacher.
Michael: Dude, you just need to watch Sal Khan's videos, and then you'll be able to get straight A's like me.
Sal Khan by Moominom November 18, 2019

Sal Financial 

1. When your Finance Manager is so shitty they can’t understand the P&L. The leadership team puts a range in a random number generator and predicts an outcome more accurately than the person responsible.

2. Completing financial reports while wearing yoga pants and a half shirt.

3. Eating Coco Puffs and drinking Coke while budgeting a business
1.I can’t believe your using the Sal Financials, nothing like using random number generator to run an effective business
2. Better put on your Sal Financial attire for hot yoga tonight
3. I have to submit my yearly budget, better get my Sal Financial dinner together.
Sal Financial by Tag your It September 25, 2020