Car's Extended Warranty

Some stupid line used by scammers and that Indian guy on the phone

We've been trying to reach you concerning your vehicle's extended warranty. You should've received a notice in the mail about your car's extended warranty eligibility. Since we've not gotten response, we're giving you a final courtesy call before we close out your file. Press 2 to be removed and placed on our do-not-call list. To speak to someone about possibly extending or reinstating your vehicle's warranty, press 1 to speak with a warranty specialist.

by ambatu kam October 13, 2022

S-EX

Pronounced es-X The sex you have with an ex boyfriend or ex girlfriend after you have broken up with them.

I saw my ex girlfreind lana at the bar last night. We talked for a while, and old feelings started to come back. One thing led to another, and before you knew it, we were on my bedroom floor having S-EX!

by Brittany T April 24, 2008

Pachelbel's Extreme Irritation

Another name for the Canon in D, thusly called for being outrageously played out, and because of all the people who call it their favorite classical piece because it's the only one they know. Used especially among cellists.

Not ANOTHER request for Pachelbel's Extreme Irritation! If we have to play it one more time I'm going to gauge my eye out with this bow I hold in my hand.

by Gigglygoo January 6, 2010

Steve Irwin's Expedition

A sexual move where a salamander is put in a woman's vagina.

At that moment, she knew she wanted to do Steve Irwin's Expedition.

by Krad B. November 12, 2008

Trader Joe's Experience

When an autist jump up on top of your counter with his timbs, takes a shit, and loudly exclaims "this is organic"

Last night when Steven got drunk he gave us the "Trader Joe's Experience" when he shit on our counter

by Trader Bro's Joe August 2, 2019

The Beggar's Exchange Rate

When someone doesn't follow the international exchange rate and takes you for a ride. Usually common among people who have no money.

So I was in Montreal for the weekend, and I couldn't find a Bureau de Change anywhere. The only person I could find was this complete mess of a man looking in trashcans for lunch.

I asked him "can you make change?" and I showed him a fifty dollar bill U.S..

I got back five dollars Canadian.

I was given The Beggar's Exchange Rate.

by Prefer not to tell ya February 28, 2007

Hogwart's Express

A sexual position wit one guy on the bottom with a girl sitting on top. There is another guy with his dick in her ass and another guy with a dick in his ass. There can be any number of guys daisy chained together in this fashion forming the train. All participants wear wizarding robes.

Harry shifted uncomfortably under the weight of the massive Hogwart's Express that had formed on top of him as Hagrid insert himself into Draco positioning himself as the new caboose.

by Headmaster Atlus January 8, 2010